My five year old also hates peeing. It’s inspiring for her to have a role model to look up to, showing that one day she too can face systemic, accumulated misogyny in the way of virtually any of her ambitions be president.

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”:

Is this entire post an excuse to use “Judgment at Urineberg” in a headline?

This is not going to happen. They’re not going to ask Trump questions. They’re going to put Trump in the fucking Oval Office, God help us.

Can you imagine if she had a yeast infection? And mentioned it to the public? Then a bunch of the dudes demanding transparency and access to all of her medical info would suddenly be furious she would offer such personal (read: icky) information.

Before I went back to school, I considered getting a part-time job there but figured it would be just as pointless as my bookstore job ended up being. I spent more than I made some weeks. Whoops.

I’d rather her body double become president than the Cheeto Benito.

Fun facts.....allergies that cause coughing can create a bacterial infection in the lungs. This is a thing called pneumonia. SO....allergies, coughing, pneumonia. Following? Being sick can do this thing where you’re dehydrated. So, combined with heat/layered clothing/body armor, a person would very likely feel weak…

If you’re willing to order from the UK, fuller bust shirts from Marks and Spencer shouldn’t break the bank. UK sizing, so check the measurements of course (UK 12 is about a US 8, UK 24 about a 20US so this may not be helpful depending on the size you need).

I got you.

Yeah, my favorite is people seeing me without make up and saying “what’s wrong? You look tired?”

Bingo. And in all those before/after pics the big difference is that her hair is now longer and it was (despite all the reddit meteorologists) kinda humid yesterday in NYC, so her hair is a little lank. These are probably the same guys who are sure that pic of monochrome makeup Taylor Swift is “no makeup”. It makes me…

Exactly. It’s the same person you basketful of assholes, but without a bullet proof vest under her clothes, which she has to wear because you fuckers are insane!

Two Hillarys are better than one!

Men who look like they’re days away from a massive coronary should really shut the hell up.

I posted today that I’d trust her ghost through a celeb reality medium over Trump. My southern family did not find it funny.

Why, it’s almost as if people look different when they’re feeling poorly!

We had one. He got us through some rather trying times. Like Prohibition.

I’d rather have a president with physical ailments than a president who is mentally unhinged and cannot form a coherent sentence. Not to mention Trump doesn’t look so physically healthy himself. He should lay off the KFC.

I’m with her. And/or her body double.