yes please! I am now friends with the girl who dated my terrible ex after me. i want to warn the girl he is dating now and invite her into our coven, but i’ve held back so far.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

“Taylor was the one to put the brakes on the relationship.”

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

The rep’s statement lost credibility the second they said that the relationship ended because “Taylor wanted privacy.” Homegirl makes eye contact and smirks at every camera pointed in her direction.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

I double checked, he is also an addiction specialist, but as an internist he wouldn’t go the psychiatry route.

I just looked it up, he is an internist. I heard other people talk about that, so I had to check. It’s really annoying because he holds himself out as some sort of psychologist/psychiatrist. He’s not.

That’s exactly the persona he has cultivated and wow that feels so grimy that he’s done that. Snake oil salesman, horizontally legitimized by using his current credential to dupe laymen.

He acts like a psychiatrist, but he has no training in that field, that I could find anyway. I really hate that he holds himself out to be a therapist because he does have the MD after his name and some people will be willing to take his assertions as legitimate diagnoses (?).

Ha! I didn’t even know that. He portrays himself... as much more specialized than that. A perfectly hot old dude gone to waste.

Also lol’ing at the “ethically sourced” leather and fox fur.

oh me too. near my hometown we have towns called milan and versailles...except they’re “my-lan”and “ver-sales”.

He’s hot now (and funny). Says he’s doing this so-called masculine look for his Grandma.

I hate that mother fucker. He’s an internist for crying out loud.

Burn

was it Dr Drew who gave a diagnosis?

Yes, with my $715 in spare change

so i just learned recently that it’s not pronounced with a Z: