Ah, big boob back pain. Didn’t know it was a thing until I had debilitating back pain, went to the doctor and he was like “well, you have big boobs.” It was both awkward and useless. Then he said I should try to strengthen my back muscles...

Also, who uses the word “brainpower” like that? Like he’s talking about a car... I don’t understand his brain... power.

Wow, I failed. *Michael Cohen said that about Trump’s alleged rape of his wife.

He does often hire Jews, because they’re good with all the monies and the laws.

Loofahs FTW

Yes, yes and yes! I can’t do the peppermint, it tingles in all the wrong places.

Everything about this man makes me physically ill, and that’s saying something after having to live with a daily dose of Donald Trump in my life for the last year!

I think this was my favorite part of all of the insanity!

Wait, what happens if I am a Jew (which I maybe happen to be) and as such Jesus did not give me gender role instructions? May I just mosey along in my feminist ways?

Oh, no, I am also doing faith wrong?! I can barely keep up with the ever growing list...

Woah, I was not expecting that to be so bananas and biblical.

This is the best, thank you for this moment in my day.

This cannot be! This is my very first year watching the disaster that is Bachelor in Paradise.

Why am I not watching this show?

I mean, it was adorable, but ways off. Maybe Google thought I was looking for a squirrel FAN? Although I do not think squirrels would be particularly into a team with the name Gators.

Indeed, and yet I have none to describe how awful that is.

Also an art school drop out, also fully endorse this.

Guilty. Is that where squirrelfran is from?

This was the most unfortunate and I don’t think that’s proper spelling for the sound she’s trying to elicit.

I did the same thing!