I honestly read “President Meryl Streep (actually, Janie Orlean)” as that the character was named Meryl Streep, aka a satirical depiction of how America’s obsessive cult of personality (and willingness to vote for celebrities) will ultimately lead to our downfall.

Somebody signed off on this STROOP TEST on wheels??

Yeah, they really want that red cow.

Well, no, you are right that they aren’t officially homophobic… & they’ve certainly tamped down on their public support of anti-gay policies in the last few years.

There are equivalent chicken sandwiches without the added emotional burden, like you said, so what stops you from ordering from Drum Roll more often now???

Yeah! I feel the same way! They have a corporate policy which offers a consistent “protected time off” (and “consistent” is great for the exact population of people that the CFA owners would never associate with, namely anyone they can’t cite in their delusional “prosperity doctrine” that directly contradicts actual…

Well, nice to see that Minaj is getting her own “Kanye” moment…

My fields of fucks got Napalmed by the sheer exhaustion of processing any information related to the motivations of these antisocial, selfish specialists in self-deceptive, aka Repugnuts!

Cancer sucks!

Wasps are basically over-sized flying ants with no freaking purpose!

The Machine probably has more money and power… always follow the money.

I mean, you wouldn’t be alone in this thought… fertility drops 20% per year after the late 30s. Most women I know who got pregnant after 39 used IVF, because your fertility goes down to less than 20% after 41.

Oh yeah… I treat addicts at all phases of recovery, and while I greatly value the power of “HOPE” as a motivating factor, I was reading this article with my “INNER SCREAMS!!” face.

Not that I even once believed the lies that any of these anti-choice christofacists say about “safety,” but let’s look at the fact that, just a few years ago, 600 women died in childbirth in the same year 2 people died from abortions.

It’s surprising that, once again in the brutalistic power-trip of punishing women, that they’d TARGET said women?

Yeah, the sad part is that Texas had more adequate social services coverage when George W Bush was governor.

And Aseptic Abortion Units… so now those heart attack patients can wait behind the unvaccinated Covid patients gasping for air and the botched coat hanger abortions… just like God and the Forefather intended!!

You know what’s traumatic?? Forced birth.

In the article it says she had a condom failure.

“Benedict Cumberbatch in his bizarre American accent.”