Because, as it turns out, descent in the French royal line passes along strict agnatic lines. As in, only through male descendants. They’re like Targaryens.

It’s cute how they think that even if, and I stress if, France went back to a Monarchy of some kind that they’d bring back any of these families and it wouldn’t simply be a dynasty led by whomever seized power.

I had to rewind it and turn on the captions to make sure about the “legit snack” line.  I also took that opportunity to wipe away tears for like the fifth time.

Can I admit that Jason’s ridiculous pizza scene made me cry and the romance montage didn’t? You got how much that idiot values Chidi’s friendship.  

This one was a B for me. The more this show repeats the Eternal Sunshine-esque Eleanor-and-Chidi-fall-in-love-then-lose-their-memories-then-find-their-way-back-to-each-other arc, the less emotionally invested I am. Bringing Simone back reminded me that I actually liked Chidi and Simone together a lot, and while I…

I would like to mention that just this morning I was in the room (major network); out the mouth of one of my co-workers, at least 3 weird and creepy serial killer rape jokes (involving a manequin being undressed). It seems nothing has changed because these dick-faces still think all of it is fine and they don’t…

Oh my God, oh my stars, oh my goodness, that was amazing. Like, I'm just kind of buzzing right now.

So......Making a custom dress for her would be ridiculously expensive and time consuming. Most dresses loaned out to actresses are from the runway and altered to fit them. These couture/fashion houses can’t just whip up a couture dress in no time. They can take hundreds of hours.

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

This seems like a likely scenario. I wonder if her assistants tried to cushion the “you’re not famous enough to have a custom dress” blow by telling her that her body shape was the problem. It’s obviously not—there are other celebrities with her shape that are dressed by designers.

Is it possible they don’t think she’s famous enough to make a custom dress and want to lend her only a sample size that’s ready to go? 😬 

Poor Brett Woodard, not only a victim of the war, but of the regional racism of the time, and further alienation that will probably result in him snapping.

Naomi, Manila and Trinity all deserve to straight-up win this whole damn thing.

The licensing of the songs makes sense: they probably didn’t want to spend too much money on popular songs. But I was disappointed that they were Rupaul songs. There would have been more emotion with other songs. 

The judges gotta stop sleeping on Naomi! I think she will make top 3. Most of the time, we can kind of guess who will be sent home. I also really hate to bring back the eliminated queens for one week to just send them back home. It went exactly as expected. And with no challenge, it was a very boring episode.

Farrah had the same me stake again: lack of preparation. I mean, that wig was on the way the whole time!

Winner of the night was clearly Naomi, after being invisible for 5 episodes she finally gets to shine!

My important takeaway from Average Anna was that her husband needed to contribute more around the house, and stop taking her for granted. Maybe if he would talk at the dinner table instead of playing with his phone, she wouldn’t be so likely to have an affair, I’m just saying.

Also, apparently, one in five average Annas have a “serious” porn addiction...so on average, one in five women has a serious porn addiction (because Anna is average, after all). I guess it’s all in the definition of “serious” and “addiction”.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.