Her dad was a sports reporter and a corporate PR executive, with a military pension.

You mean they actually made SmartPipe?

At this point Aiden is closer to Nina BoNina Brown than Violet Chachki.

Stealth MVP of the Bee Dance was Crystal Methyd for making it rain.

Tom and Lorenzo hit the nail on the head, I think. Ru will always prize a confident but raggedy queen over an insecure queen. Rock was nothing if not defined by insecurities at this point.

Marianne Williamson was soundly defeated when she ran for Ted Lieu’s seat in 2014.

Isn’t this just Smirnoff Ice with carbonation?

On the cheek.

He isn’t ever going to own Nancy Pelosi on the floor of the House.

Considering that the “young movers and shakers” connotation is cavalierly derived from the perpetrators of a horror? Hell yes.

He didn’t endorse AOC until after she won her primary. 

Cenk literally runs a YouTube channel named after the perpetrators of the Armenian genocide.

According to Hill’s op-Ed in the New York Times, she paid a woman whom she was dating to work on her campaign and then did not hire her to work in her office, and the other accusation that she dated her finance director is unfounded.

Nope, it started with white people. Specifically, Beth Lynch. 

Jennifer Weiner has a unique talent for picking the most self-focused angle of attack for a legitimate concern. She’s the Megyn Kelly of YA.

Not at all, ya ding dongs.

This is hardly the first pile-on they’ve engaged in.

You know, I was reliably informed that this didn’t matter when Obama did it in 2008.

In case you were wondering where you’ve heard her name before, Zahra Billoo famously heckled Tulsi Gabbard at the She The People forum earlier this year.

Right? I thought “screeching uncontrollably when Hillary Clinton breathes in public” was the editor of Splinter’s beat.