If Justices Ginsberg and Kennedy have to be kept in ice baths and hyperbaric chambers, so be it, because Trump would nominate this Wicked Witch of Westchester to the SCOTUS.

I think Ben’s tattoo is a phoenix rather than a dragon. (Although I have very strong feelings that dragons SHOULD have feathers they usually don’t and this does.) But does that make Jennifer Garner the flames or the ashes?

Ben and the technicolour dragon tatt.

I’ve never seen Ben’s whole tattoo.

Yikes. That’s quite the mid-life crisis back tattoo.

I find it ironic that Malia Obama was an unpaid (at this point) intern. Her father got into a boatload of bad PR when he was advocating for higher wages but didn’t pay his interns either.

One time, as a young person and inexperienced driver, I was on a newly constructed freeway and was terrified that it would end with a cliff and my demise. I cut across beyond the gore point into the dirt to the nearest offramp, totalled a sizable grade water sprinkler, cut off a minivan, and ruined the plastic skid…

I once owned a Jeep Compass and while I didn’t love it it was a perfectly serviceable automobile.

M first car is the source of so much shame.

I sold (a shitload of) 90's-00's era used range rovers and discos to unsuspecting people. Even some Freelanders too. (gasp!)

It is an interesting coincidence that Carrey, who became famous for talking out of his ass, is now getting heat for painting a portrait of Huckabee Sanders, who is famous for talking out of her ass.

Good thing there’s a better book choice out there for all of us, just in time for Easter-

Thorgy won that final episode. She was serving third world dictator wife glamour and I was living!

That’s where I’m at. I was only too happy to see her eliminated, but I ELL-YOU-VEE loved that jury look. I will admit that “a fashion clown dressed like a sparkly plate of nachos” earned a snort-laugh from me, though.

I think she revealed at a viewing party that if they wouldn’t let her eliminate herself then it would have been Kennedy she sent home (and deservedly so).

I am, admittedly, not her biggest fan at all but Thorgy looked great last night. And she was the only one who didn’t do Shangela dirty.

Could you post or link the tweet? I cant find it and I’m thirsty for some T...

Also, if you drop out, you shouldn’t get a vote. You can have her back and talking, but you gave it up, you are out.

100% pure unfiltered Riga Morris.

Between the riggory, “ugh Jesus gross”, the notes, being the queen of the jury, and the ultimate lipstick picker, Thorgy Thor won AS3.