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*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman
Bryce Harper and Danny Espinosa each socked home runs Thursday night as the Washington Nationals beat the St. Louis…
The Chicago Cubs scored six runs in the first inning and never looked back as they drubbed the St. Louis Cardinals…
Steven Adams and the Thunder have a huge Game 4 this evening against the Golden State Warriors, and thankfully for…
The Arizona Diamondbacks clobbered Jaime Garcia for five earned runs and 10 hits as the St. Louis Cardinals lost…
Cardinals lefty Jaime Garcia had an unspectacular five-inning performance as the Colorado Rockies beat St. Louis…
If that’s what it takes to help you feel like this was worth it, ok.
Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.
You’ve had Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo fall in your lap. Suck it the fuck up.
Scott Kazmir’s best outing on the season and two Dodgers home runs added up to a 5-3 win for Los Angeles, which has…
Yasiel Puig went 3-for-5 with a homer and Dodgers relievers pitched four shutout innings as Los Angeles downed St.…
Keeping you regular.
Please do not contradict my dumb jokes with facts. It makes me look foolish, which I’m not fond of.
...except that the playoffs-version of the Spurs is on the verge of getting bounced by OKC. If they manage to get past the Thunder and they play like this against the Warriors, they will absolutely get “the shit kicked out of them.”
Hate to the “that guy,” but the thunder were actually up 1 when Westbrook was “fouled” by Leonard
Deep in the heart of Take Forest, at the peak of Mt. Take, lies the source of all takes.
We all got shit going on, you know? Too much shit, if you ask me. I was on vacation last week, and I’ve spent most…
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