What good does that do them right now, going into next season? What if they spend the cap money while anticipating a Bosh retirement, only to have him re-activated sometime before the Feb 9 deadline?

You're grasping at straws here. Its not like Toronto played SA in the 2nd round...

M'eh. A misdemeanor charge disorderly conduct is a fair trade for the thousands in damage caused by the truck smashing the front end of his car.

He didn't fall...

So wait, let’s (as in you, Deadspin) deride baseball for all the “purists” bitching and moaning about his bat flip last year. But let’s turn around and celebrate the team that took Bautista to task for breaking the ridiculous “unwritten rules.”

No whistling at night.

1. Corn on the Cob.

You included hockey. I can no longer take your rant seriously.

Spurs won, 52-50. In case anyone was wondering.

*sigh*

Did a double take and thought Windhorst was doing a guest appearance on Deadspin. Not enough LeBron in this story, however.

There couldn't be a more perfect year to unveil this series.

I’d like to point out for Mr Magary that the Bears, and not the Vikings, are the true rivals of the Packers. The Vikings are a perpetual annoyance of the Packers, but cannot match the intensity or history of the Bears.

Or... Ginobili committed the first infraction, rendering the rest of the sequence of events immaterial.

LMA, Kawhi, and Danny Green shot 83%, including 7 of 9 from three in Game 1. Which is the greater outlier?

It's a "gather step". That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So the kid was stupid enough to have video of himself smoking, and leave evidence of him accepting improper benefits, but...

“Remember kid... success is about deception, denial, and distortion of universally accepted facts regarding head trauma.”

What's he to do when all of "his guys" flame out in the NBA because the triangle is a stupid fucking offense that only succeeded because of guys like Jordan, Kobe, Pippen, and Gasol.

Working in an organization like the UFC or NFL is a privilege, not a right. If McGregor doesn’t want to conform to the stipulations of his contract, he doesn’t have to appear on the PPV card.