There are many things one could criticize Teigen for, but throwing a party themed around the biggest television show of the year is not one of them.

I love that, despite Italy having more than 30 unique regional accents & dialects (more than America has), so many Americans believe Italians all speak like Jersey mall trash.

Adam Levine (at that moment in time) was sexy. I am more offended that Blake Shelton ever was considered much less won.

I’m sorry, but does anyone remember the year Adam Levine won? Nick Nolte? This award is often so disastrous I’m amazed they finally gave it to someone who was actually sexy. Paul Rudd is hot AF.

I know it’s early, but the sheer number of typos here is a bit much.

There have been “zero long-term studies” about *anything* vaccine-related, because, well, the vaccine hasn’t been around for a long time. That’s just not a valid argument. There aren’t any truly “long-term” studies about COVID-19 itself, either, but some of the potential complications we’re beginning to see are…

I want to know what Shailene Woodley has to say about all this. She’s allegedly a pretty politically progressive person (e.g. she was a vocal supporter of the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters) but is also quite woo-woo when it comes to medical stuff (daily sunbathing for her vagina), so I have no clue where she falls…

“To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around sterility or fertility issues around the vaccine so that was definitely something I was worried about,””

To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around whether the vaccine makes you swell up into a giant blueberry just like Violet Beauregarde so…

Or like how Lindsey Graham looks at Donald Trump when they’re in the same room.

From an InTouch article about The Duggars:

Pratt Wife 2.0 looks at Chris the same way my sister’s dog looks at me when I have Beggin Strips in my hand.

The Teledildonics sounds like a good band name. Maybe for a smooth jazz trio or the like.

You missed the best part:

I mean, if the study is based on the most searched terms, is a baked potato really something that one has to look up?

Thanksgiving day sides are better than Thanksgiving turkey.

Change My View. 

Wouldn’t you call the person playing the trumpet an artist? Not just the person who wrote the music for the trumpet player. She’s the person manipulating the instrument in addition to being the instrument. 

Does she need to? She’s got a Best Actress Oscar nomination and a number of other wins/nominations under her belt for A Star is Born.

How did Idaho not pick a potato dish?  Do they count it as a main? 

Great news! We should celebrate her engagement with some Totino’s:

People are watching more porn and playing more video games because the planet’s had to lockdown for the past year and a half which kind of frees up a lot of time.