I’m definitely the kind of person who would go there just for the schadenfreude of watching other people’s awkward first dates.

Can’t you gently stretch leather shoes? Putting a ziploc full of water inside, freezing them, and letting the water expand into ice? Or using heat somehow? I admit I’ve never tried any of these “hacks,” but I’ve read about them. Unless the sole was just too short also.

Yeah, I’m thinking that’s the actual problem here, not the solution - he’s got so much spackle his skin doesn’t look human.

I never felt super strongly about LaCroix one way or another

I’m pleasantly surprised to see Kenan and Kel are executive producing together. I vaguely remember last hearing that their relationship was kind of strained, since Kenan went on to achieve huge SNL success and Kel never really did anything significant past their Nickelodeon days.

I love frozen grapes! I’ve never encountered the squeakiness problems, but I only use red grapes, maybe green/black are different?

I am finally embracing the “low-cut top, scoop back, high-cut legs” one-piece trend that probably peaked a couple years ago, and just got a really cute one at Nordstrom Rack. It shows a borderline-scandalous amount of ass, but it covers my belly chub, so.

I don’t care if it’s a publicity grub, big companies do those all the time and have zero obligation to also make them socially aware. Not sure if this will actually be an ad shown on TV or just a web exclusive, but this may very well be the first depiction of a trans man that Joe Everyday has ever seen. That is huge.

I really appreciate when these articles take care not to mention names and deny these disgusting criminals the notoriety they clearly craved.

At first I thought, “How on earth is the royal baby already walking?! He was literally just born!” And then I remembered that that was the other one. There’s too many of them now, I tell you.

So did anybody else start counting syllables to see if Kanye’s text was a haiku? (It is not.)

So happy for this option. It seems most of the people who drive Uber at 6 AM are very much morning people, understandably, but just because I’m sometimes required to get to work at an ungodly hour sometimes doesn’t mean I’m chatty or even fully awake then.

Yup. VS Pink were some of the first bras I ever owned, but I never ended up graduating to the “grown and sexy” sections. My everyday bras are from Gap. *shrug*

I want to be happy for these crazy kids, but I just can’t help but think that Hailey’s and Justin’s unbridled obsession with each other (along with Miley’s and Liam’s) is going to burn out fast just like Ariana and Pete.

“Ex” just means “no longer,” for whatever reason. Headlines are supposed to be succinct and easily understandable, and “Ashton Kutcher May Testify in Trial of His Girlfriend At The Time’s Alleged Killer” is neither.

Holy shit, I had no idea about this, that’s horrible. I just looked it up and Ashton Kutcher started dating Brittany Murphy in 2002, so not long afterwards. It’s got to be absolutely heart-wrenching for multiple people you love(d) to die so suddenly.

I actually just assumed it was some app filter designed to make it look like a polaroid/instax/what have you.

Relatable. I could most definitely not keep my cool upon meeting Beyoncé. And, in the massive hypothetical that I too was famous for any reason, hearing that BEYONCÉ was a fan of MINE would definitely put me over the edge.

I can’t decide whether I’m relieved or disappointed. I wanted some messy drama!!

I still have my Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers at my parents’ house somewhere. Glad to see today’s preteens will have the same opportunity to buy food-flavored lip balms that will end up making your lips drier because you keep licking it off.