Pretty sure the original article freely admits they just ran the copy through Google Translate...

So if this kit has clothing, shoes, and accessories in it, it's pretty big, no? are you just supposed to lug this with you when you go out to a club or whatever, just in case you end up going home with someone? Do you place the rest of the kit inside the enclosed backpack? I'm so confused.

I watched the first episode and thought it was not funny at all. which really disappointed me, because I loved the idea of it and *wanted* to like it. So I decided to stick with it...and I'm so glad I did. It's gotten so much better. I still laugh thinking about Garol in that huge empty warehouse, eating her yogurt.

I'm actually surprised as many as 5% of unintended pregnancies come from people who use contraception consistently and correctly. Don't most contraception methods claim to have only a 1-2% failure rate when used "consistently and correctly"?

I dunno, I feel like this is kind of similar to people insisting "It was sooooo good! I loved it!" when they're filmed after a movie premiere right outside the theater. People will say whatever they think the person with the camera wants to hear.

But it was designed by a hula hoop instructor! She really *understands* hula hoops. Their roundness, plastic-ness....

"Oh for sure, X starlet waltzed wearing that."

and Rachel Antonoff, is, incidentally, Lena's boyfriend's sister.

And their Kate Upton cover looks like it was done on a greenscreen, even though they actually brought her all the way to Antarctica to pose in a bikini in -30's weather. I guess this year's theme is "unnecessarily torturing models"?

why would you even want to wear shoes with a "secret heel," exactly? I'm still waiting for someone to make stiletto-looking shoes that are secretly sneakers.

Hahaha, I had totally forgotten about that feud! blast from the past...oh Lindsay, remember the good old days when your biggest drama was fighting with Hilary Duff over Aaron Carter?

I thought it was Sofia Vergara. I still kind of think it's Sofia Vergara.

"'Water is practically a part of my life,' Lochte explained."

I prefer "bro-zilian."

We cover up the embarrassing, completely natural smell of our armpits cooling us off, too. Just because we don't want to smell like bodily functions doesn't mean we're ashamed by them or anti-feminist.

So this is the second makeup tutorial-turned-PSA in the past week, the first being the one about applying makeup while driving. Is this a thing now? I thought this one was a lot more effective though.

Why not "mandles"? Or would that get confused with "mandals," which are, obviously, man sandals?

Has the potential to be a good idea - but what's stopping people from filling up the container with, say, rocks?

on the receiving end, I personally enjoy the fingerbang more than oral. yes, we exist! and what do i care if my partner has a hangnail?