They should just make a pair of barefoot shoes designed to look like real bare feet so it won't be as weird. Wait, no, that would definitely be weirder.

wow, that's terrible news. I may just have to pour myself a glass of wine to get over it.

Never heard of the hand-crank chargers, but I have been considering getting one of these for emergencies:

It sounds like the frosting wasn't ENTIRELY poop, it just had poop mixed in. That would explain why it tasted bad but no bad enough to immediately give it away. Also, it would take a lot of poop to frost an entire cake by itself. Clearly I've thought too much about this.

It is incredible how a dead cell phone battery made the difference between a brief, scary experience and a nine-day survival ordeal. Charge your phones, people! Get a car charger! Turn the brightness way down and the wi-fi off when you're about to run out!

Sure, they're cute as babies, but aren't all animals? I spent the summer in Madagascar, where they're mostly just known as ferocious carnivores. They eat lemurs! Not as adorable:

Just this past month my iphone (that I've had 3 years) suddenly stopped working completely. Amid the frustration and inconvenience of not being able to call/text/email, there was definitely that feeling of heartache on losing my trusty, loyal, unwavering sidekick. It's been through everything with me, from my highest…

Seriously Ryan Gosling, go on a coke binge or have sex with a hooker or something. I'm getting tired of your constant virtuous, heart-melting shenanigans. It's out of control.

Well I won't believe it until I see a video. (just kidding, I totally believe it, I just kind of want to watch this awesome lady kick some ass.)

"Sturdy: The Panache sports bra claims to reduce bounce by 83 per cent. However this might disappoint male fans of women's sports, such as beach volleyball"