A kicky pair of sunglasses lets you go peacocking, like Mystery Cat, world's greatest Cat Pickup artist and his signature underwater Jamiroquai hat

Yeah, those texts are douchey. But I think I still win with texting an old flame to ask if I could have his sperm to make some popsicle babies. It went like this:

One of the absolute WORST things about being a straight white dude (and there isn't a long list of crappy things that happen to straight white dudes explicitly because they are straight white dudes) is you're just doing whatever you do, living your life, and another straight white dude says the most unbelievable…

Seriously. There's a reason people go silent when you say that shit at parties, Gary. It's not because they agree with you. So disappointed.

#notallpeople

Yeah, I came here to say the same thing. I generally have a good opinion of Gary Oldman too(although maybe I just don't read his interviews, I don't know), so when I read "but we've all said those things", my jaw dropped. Um, no we haven't Gary, no we haven't.

I've never used a racial slur. That doesn't qualify me for a medal; it makes me an average, relatively decent person, I think. Oldman must be hanging around the wrong people.

I'm assuming secret racists assume everyone else is a secret racist, too?

I don't know about Mel. He got drunk and said a few things, but we've all said those things. We're all fucking hypocrites. That's what I think about it. The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew? I'm being brutally honest here. It's the hypocrisy of it that drives me crazy.

Hey, it happens - I have two Norwegian Forest sisters that I got from the shelter, with papers and everything. Even got a discount because they were not-young (4 years old).

They are the most gentle, mellow and quiet cats I've ever known. They're not placid, though - one of them got me good this morning when I was…

Repressed, really? That's a bit stupid (just my opinion of course) to assume it's some kind of value judgement rather than based on individual physical comfort. Personally, I have a serious dislike of denim or other not-entirely-soft fabrics touching my biz. Plus my self-cleaning lady parts tend to make secretions and…

I get skeevy sitting on a damp lounger or chair at the local waterpark. Your chooch, mixed with likely bacteria-laden water, warming gently in the sun, to be wicked up into my bathing suit and invading my chooch?

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

Oh my gosh, yes. I was walking behind some girl in midtown who was apparently wearing semi-sheer black nylons as pants. Almost entirely see-through. I couldn't look away, I had to literally cross the street because I didn't WANT to stare but I couldn't NOT stare, it was very uncomfortable.

Considering I once did hot yoga behind a girl going commando while wearing short shorts who proceeded to queef in my face....please, for the love of god, wear underwear with your short shorts in yoga class.

I too find people who don't wear underwear weird. Cover your junk people. It's not that hard. Everyone can see your ass and cooter in leggings (if you wear them improperly and not covered by something) and yoga pants and sometimes very clingy dresses. Even if you're built like a model, put some damn knickers on like…

There are literally dozens of you, Erin!

This is a really interesting post. Thanks for writing it :)