I am legitimately horrified by the photo. Talk about birth control, it's like uterus took one look, went "Oh, hell no!" and decided it's time could be better spent sloughing.
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Hmmm, I am not a expert on the "sexy". Is hysterical laughter at the mere thought of him making with the blue steel in his grown up underoos the correct response to the "sexy"? And then continued hysterical laughter combined with nausea upon viewing said thing?
Those are important words that needed to be said.
Agreed.
It's Regina, she probably used magic, which is apparently even better than amazon prime.
My issue with a Ward redemption is thus far he has exhibited no real remorse for what he did. Right now he is only cooperating to get closer to Skye and connect with her. I am sure his big plan right now is to somehow use his knowledge of who her father is and where he is located to convince her to break him out of…
Slovakia, seriously dudes! You just got to be country for the first time in forever, what with the Austro-Hungarian Empire being all up in your grill until disintegrating post World War I leading to your graft on to the Czech Republic and then the thing with Nazi's, the less said about that the better, followed by…
Seriously! This list keeps growing! What is most powerful about Steve is not what he can do but who he is. Heck even the Red Scull, given the ultimate power up via hijacking Xavier's brain/telepathic powers, could not suborned Rogers. His will was just too damn stubborn to make him stand down in the face of evil.
I thought as much.
Agreed. So very agreed.
No one. Full F'n Stop. (I may or may not have serious Steve related feelings.)
He tries and he tries. Carries her books to class, wipes out half of the universe, got a new hair cut. Why won't she notice him?
Not really, the tesseract does not have the same magical wishing macguffin powers in the MCU as it does in the 616 verse, so it could not happen that way in the movies and besides Bucky already is starting to remember who he was without the aide of the Cosmic Cube.
That! Thank you! That was the one I was forgetting while my brain was holding me hostage for caffeine.
True, but it is not a common ability. Most of the time when it happens it is in a What If? story line (Which if we are being honest sometimes was more like What the Hell Are the Writers Smoking?) or someone like Diana, who is pretty much the Thor of the DC universe, so of course she could pick it up. When it happens…
Agreed.
Didn't Death dump Thanos for Deadpool? Goes to show you, you can kill half the population of the universe for a girl and she is still going to dump you for the guy who makes her laugh. It's an important life lesson and fundamental law of the universe, you can wield "ALL OF THE POWER COSMIC!" and if you are a d bag the…
This was back in the day so they had to use the Care Bear Stare.
Cap's wish stuck when he wished for Bucky to remember, but that is probably the only exception. Then again, artifacts of power in the Marvel 616 universe tend to have atypical rectations in the hands of Steve Rogers. Only Thor can lift this hammer? Eh, Steve's got this. The entirety of the Overmind in one Nova helmet…
Peh. Healthy. You know who's healthy? Those soulless trolls in Eagleton, that's who. So I say add that whipped cream and glory in you resplendent stature and clogged arteries like a true Pawneean. First in friendship & fourth in obesity!