I don't really care about comic fights. The stakes are usually neglgible, and when they aren't, it's almost like they're saying "See, see; it's not just pointless bloodless punching! I'm a big boy!" Watch alpha males go at it is one of the least-interesting things in entertainment for me.The whole 'who would win a…

You can't sell out until you've succeeded, whch is what people ranting about authenticity seem to hate the most.

Rock is a show as much as it's music, and since for years the only way to make money was endless touring due to record label rip-off contracts, the show matters. KISS was never a great band, especially in the studio, but in their heyday they put on a hell of a show, good music or not.

Eh, writers are easy. I bet max Landis could bang out a dozen scripts over a three-day weekend.

That's not what your police record says.

It's not a big deal; it doesn't hurt me. But it does show how helpless critics are for certain kinds of movies, just like, say Star Wars movies or a few other series before they went to shit (Die hard or Terminator or whatever). Maybe there's nothing wrong with that.

I've been checking other reviews, and I keep finding comments sections filled with "wow, it sounds bad and all the other reviews make it sound bad, but I'll be there opening night!". The other genres must be so jealous at how not just critic-proof but oddly logic proof big-name comic books movies are.

The yearly marriage draft is always a really tense time for expensive veterans who really haven't being showing much on the field.

"Don't Forget To Clap At the End"

I honestly thought it was about private eyes who exclusively found lost pets and they had a terrier mascot who helped them do so.

Beach Dicks is also awful. But not Scrotal Recall awful.

Huh; I can't find that anywhere.

It could get them laid at parties?

It's good that he served some time, but what random facts I know about him makes it hard to be at all sympathetic. He created situations that showed indifference to human life, and human life was lost as a direct result. A good person doesn't do that.

As does anything where time fades the details in your mind. Remember the cannibal dogs? The scene of Spacey beating the shit out of depowered Supes that went on and on? Stalker Superman? 90-pound Kate Bosworth kept getting brutalized? The whole Supes-in-the-hospital thing? How he lifted an entire Kryptonite continent…

The person's piss or Luther's piss? You'd think there wouldn't be much difference, but…

Supposedly the actual fight scene is brief and largely pointless, because they then have to join up to fight the real bad guy. Lots of dark brooding though.

I dunno; he sounds more nerd-obligated than really optimistic.

You can always lose. That said, many, many hardworking crew, effects guys, location scouts, and all kinds of practical types worked very hard on this and it would be really tough for them if their hard work went to nothing in a flat release.

I read one that slammed her acting ability, but most seemed like she wasn't an organic part of the movie anyway so there was no real way to know if she was any good or not.