I don't think that has anything to do with their revenue models. HBO depends on being a cable-add-on; any jerk can watch NBC for free because of ads. Apples and avocados.

Reptile tits are the best because the scales make 'em so smooth.

I sometimes pick Spanish on ATMs or self-checkout and pray it doesn't actually get me screwed up.

I got randomly picked last summer. From what I gathered it seemed manual, but maybe there was a box. In any case there was three bucks in the envelope, plus they promised five more for sending in the application. Since I don't listen to radio and average less than an hour per week of network TV, they rejected me. Got…

Did you talk in Twitter about it, or just to yourself in the shower?

It is surprising how bad advertising is. I don't mean the individual ads, but just how poorly targeted it is. Ads that say "this product is better than the version you buy" would work. I know everyone says "ads don't work on me" but they also think their political stances are the result of deep-thinking too. Ads work.…

I assume in the future there will be private streaming clubs, where your group pitches in and grabs shows and/or movies a la carte. Most people are only really interested in a tiny percentage of Netflix or Amazon or Hulu's catalog, and there are always missing bits. If you could get twenty people and pay directly for…

Maybe he can get a wonder-bro?

On that clip, the degree they went to make that woman look not-TV-star is awesome. I mean glasses, no makeup, sure; but that hair should win some kind of anti-award.

English is bad at gender anyway (once again, a gender-neutral pronoun that wasn't insulting would be great), but yeah, I don't know it should work. You can say that someone "always was inside", but I shouldn't have to read minds for casual conversations (and trying to will cause way more problems than it solves), and…

I don't check twitter much, but is that the "While You Were Away" shit? Yeah, that's annoying, unwanted and inexplicable. Why would I go to twitter for stuff that happened days ago?

If they did, they should just flat-out call themselves the "Reagan Democrat Party".

The GOP's problem is the Trump voters are slowly beginning to realize the Hedge Fund set isn't actually their friend; they need someone who can mend that and return to "whatever the Dems want we're against it" they've been doing since they washed their hands of GWB. The party isn't rent apart yet but the Trump…

Didn't he just say he isn't running for reelection? No point in even pretending now that all that legislating shit isn't setting him up for the big chair. No, he needs some speaking engagements, ghost-written books, serve on some rubber-stamp corporate boards. None of this work shit.

Plus, if we're talking Silver-Age Superman (always the best Superman), he'll have Super-Accounting and can basically come up with any valuation he wants and no one will be able to prove it's not true!

It is fixed. You just need to use it from Google.

Pretty actress is pretty. Dear god - who would have believed such a thing? Truly we live in an age of miracle and wonder!

What was so odd was the guys were in a staff meeting in an office park outside of Fresno at the time.

Can she just release a song and that's all that happens? It's not that I mind so much - beats more election news - but I'm not sure she even can anymore.

If you include stuff like gas and parking, a month of Netflix is likely way cheaper than a trip to the movies?