Huh; when I'm too hungover, I don't want sounds yapping at me. When I'm too drunk to function, I want me some MST3K.

Maybe this is private, but I do vaguely wonder if he ever hangs out of the kids he had via artificial insemination with Lou Diamond Phillip's ex-wife.

At only days away though? You'd think "we got nothing" would be clear months away. Even lazy trailers take time to make, campaigns require meetings and studies and… Dropping it isn't the surprise, it's doing it days away that's bizarre.

Yeah, there has to be some story there for a last-minute drop like that.

Next week we find out.

If they could somehow split this into three movies, it could be this.

Philosophies are for people that don't love themselves enough.

Assuming Kevin Smith isn't full of shit (oh…), the John Peters-led Superman with the polar bears and spiders and neon costume is a powerful contender.

Subtlety is for parasites.

Plot is overrated. Just Malick the fuck out of it with sweeping images of AMERICA and a strong, declarative voice-over narrative and it won't do Avengers money but could be a minor hit that makes its investment back.

Doesn't she have other awful books that people can adapt. "We the Living" or "Anthem" or I dunno, you know she had to have a Star Trek spec script hidden away somewhere.

True, though I did know two kids whose faces didn't make it out of middle school intact and two other kids (though one of those was sort of a friend of a friend so I knew him mostly by reputation) who died riding minibikes sans helmet. I think some safety measures are valuable; they just have to be based on actual…

I was thinking it was a comedy that I couldn't remember.

They should have picked Profit. Yes, that show that ran for awhile on Fox but was too weird at the time could be just the remake they could have used.

I had a job way back where it was entitled young people in a death struggle with old white guys who'd been promoted to the office from blue collar jobs. The race to self-righteously do no work while complaining about how lazy people different than them were was quietly epic.

So she might be in one of the dozen moves del Toro might make?

Wait, that's not what empty popcorn cartons are for?

Sorry Marvel, but you can't force me to read production assistant credits that easily. I want money.

Barton Fink!
Barton Fink!

Sure, and in the 70s, us six-year-olds would walk alone miles to school, be totally on our own on summer days and were just expected to be home by dinner. I blame the 24/7 paranoia-based news cycle, but whatever it is, those days seem long gone.