"My parents" also works great for that.

Movies are very reflective of the directors, and to lesser extents, screenwriters, actors and editors. Ideas are going to come through, often political ones, even with mercenary hackwork. But that doesn't mean that's the point; humans have opinions and all creative types inform their works with their own beliefs to…

I remain baffled that Dressed to Kill was a serious movie and not just an in-joke someone accidentally released.

He should redo The Birds with maximum nudity.

Cheap? I'm going with cheap.

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems we're wastin' away

Thanks

Maybe it's like "Gad Damn"; lots of people have had enough of Josh Gad, but Richard here thinks people should keep that to themselves.

Sequels are all about being bigger, louder and more pandering. Of course it could be more disappointing!

"who never hesitates to question authority" - so basically a whiny asshole who hates being told "no" and that everyone cringes at when she speaks up in a meeting. Yay!

1.2% of NCAA basketball players get drafted; 1.6% of football players do. Careers in football are ~3 years though at least you get paid for those. By the time you're 20-22, the thing you've done your entire life (and been coddled, pandered to and rewarded for though not specially paid for) is over, and even if you…

Which seems to be why every image of this has her hiding them like she's trying to join a pre-modern army.

The ear got robbed.

Democracy is about the lesser evil; always has, always will. Have you ever tried democracy in small groups? Seriously; it's enlightening. Set up votes and make them binding. You'll find yourself no one's first choice right quick.

Much like being guy, being a kinkster means your pool is much lower in terms of raw numbers, and you'll find people who thrilled at the power they have because options are limited. I'm not saying anyone goes for kink just for the better odds, but when you know the young conventionally attractive ladies have few…

Speaking of expiry, are there any good guides out there about how long food really can last? I know the listed dates are bullshit, but if I have, say, pancake mix that expired two years ago (never been opened) or mustard from the Bush Administration, should I worry?

No one gives a shit. There could easily be two SCOTUS justices in the next term and that's most of what matters.

Well, the dream scenario is anti-charisma Cruz wins a sleazy, controversial backroom deal to get the nom, Trump decides that's bullshit and keeps running as the "real GOP" in a third party push and the money wing of the GOP doesn't know who to buy ads for.

So now we realistically have Trump and Cruz, which is like choosing between burning your genitals off with acid or just regular old fire. Yay? I mean, I admit that Rubio really bugged me in a way the clowns didn't, and I'm glad to see him gone. I just wish it wasn't those guys and Kasich (who is just the part of the…

So, uh, what would be the target audience for this? Is there much of a crossover between gymnastic fans and Bad Santa fans? Does anyone want to see Rauch in an ugly jacket that makes her look like a kid? And the predictable semi-redemptive arc these things just love because screenwriters all secretly hate humanity…