It was cool on one of the BSG DVD supplementals of the the unusual instruments he'd hunt up to get some of the more distinctive sounds. He seemed like a really creative guy; it's great he's making a career out of it.

"Hey, how about Truck-Man?"
"Taken."
"Mollusk Girl?"
"Taken."
"Taken, the villain who takes stuff?"
"Taken."
"The Slide-Ruler; his weapons are logarithms. People don't know what those are so they could be anything, like robots maybe?"
"Huh, that actually looks good - let's go with it."

Jesus and Silver-Age Superman can get confusing, especially once you realize the whole beard thing as a Renaissance addition and he probably looked even more like Superman.

Being dead, or possibly asleep, is apparently the most punk you can be. Though if the death/sleep is the result of substance abuse, that's probably a little better.

Since it's Univision, aren't they also job-stealing illegals too?

Silly woman; if you fully dehydrate that shit, it'll fit.

Post? That's what the rest of us do.

So the lesson to that is, uh? Shit happens? God's plan is so complex you wouldn't understand it so just deal?

Abortion subplots are the best subplots! Well, that and lipstick on the nips!

Or maybe they just grew apart like actual humans and fuckability is barely relevant anymore?

No, no, I want to see where this goes.

Problem is that would just be "a good film with Christians in it" and not "a Christian film" and no one will send buses to church groups to see it en masse.

Many people liked the early years of Alias a lot?

Plus health care is political, and anything that said "poor people shouldn't pay every thing they own if their kids gets sick" wouldn't play well among the populations (white right-wing Christians) that'll want to see unless you finessed the fuck out of it. God's recovery plan: socialized medicine!

Cheap to make, cheap to market, script in an afternoon, slumming B-listers looking for a save, easy payday, gold appears to still be flowing from the goose. There's a point where not making one of these is almost immoral.

"Paris Michael Katherine Jackson"

Well, they long since had their patents expire (should have hired Disney's lawyers/lobbyists, 'natch), so they get by on nostalgia and brand-synergy. Also a great way to make money.

Yeah, I'm surprised. Usually they're customized minifigs with some brick vehicles or small buildings.

We survived "Tastes Great - Less Filling". Our stupid republic can survive anything.

It's the defining question of our time!