Eh, sometimes you just gotta play it where it lays.

Well, if you make an appointment and either have insurance or can pay up front, yes, I imagine she could squeeze the pus right out of you.

Have you checked the landfill behind Fox Studios?

Childhood is a magical time.

Bus Fare Belvedere

Like a doctor of Greek poetry doctor, or a doctor of cutting into you and moving shit around doctor?

And the worst of them all? Yeah, that's right:

Did anyone make it out… with a bullet in their back? If not, no interest.

Shouldn't that be "Tims Horton"?

No! Does that mean my essay collection about my wacky college friends, lousy first dates and experiences with the urban scene is doomed, too?

I dunno; is it gluten-free?

I keep waiting for the state-level "film tax credit" scam to finally stop fooling people and all these random "filmed in" will go away. Wait, that won't happen because people don't understand how money works and think it's so cool they're filming a real movie two towns over! Like the sports stadium ripoffs, why spend…

Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real. Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're… they're, eh… they're… puppets!

Finding out nearly all the lines in that song were were direct quotes from Burl Ives movies/records was both amusing and a little disturbing.

It wasn't like anything else and while the grossness never clicked for me, many of the jokes did. But mostly it was just so different, so not for kids, so not trying to sell toys, so non-pandering that the stuff i didn't like I could get past. Deadpan Mr Horse, Ren's bizarre rants, Dr. Stupid - stuff I hadn't seen…

The last song with Loren makes it sound like he's doing it again, just vocally, which hurts the comedy a lot.

Sometimes I feel like I need my own podcast, like I'm the only one at the party without one. I have nothing to say, a voice for printing and a lack of basic interest, but with 250,000+, I doubt I'd be alone.

I insist he's at least technically alive.

I liked it; it was a quick, breezy read. But I never felt like I was learning all that much.

One thing that fascinated me was the extras on the deluxe Manos disc, where Pehl, Hodgson, Beaulieu and I think Frank sit around talking about the episode. They clearly haven't seen or thought much about it for a long time, and seem amazed and a little disturbed that it had become "The" episode. It's always weird…