Rarely more. But a chuckle. Maybe a giggle, maybe.

Black people just don't understand how "haunted" real estate scams work. It's one the things keeping them down.

Well, that's gonna have to be the gayest thing I've seen all day, and my neighborhood has rainbow crosswalks.

It seemed like a one-joke premise, with Topher Grace comically miscast and a lot of stoner jokes of the kind that fall flat when you're sober.

Honestly, I'm more interested in them. And if you're talking about the giant radioactive mutant ant Them, much, much more.

I always loved the implication ("started by German immigrants in 1946") that Springfield was a destination point for "ex" Nazis.

Aw man, I already have one of those.

Sweet; I always love a good oater.

I liked Fargo, but not for the reasons I frequently like or dislike movies. The plot is weak (as far as I can tell, they solve it by that one throwaway scene of the other cop talking to a guy we never learn the name of or see elsewhere) and it wanders all over the place. But it feels lived in, and I sort of like the…

So, True Blood with network S&P, "and the kitchen sink" style supernatural shenanigans, and TV-Texanism? Six seasons and a movie!

Didn't they have a TV show? The tabloids at the supermarket strongly imply that had/have a show on cable.

If you just stay patient, eventually someone will discover it. Maybe, I dunno, they'll turn it into a Broadway play, or a chapter in an essay collection by a non-writer celebrity who needs a new beach house.

Mare-ave?

You don't see so many begats these days anymore.

All TV is fantasy. No one has teeth like that in real life.

I used to check out the bottom 100, until I got too depressed. There were too many "I know this is bad but I voted 10 stars because my favorite bad movie doesn't need the competition" and "this has a lot of black people in it, 0 stars". The Top 250 is always popular, safe stuff that isn't great but is rarely any fun…

Laserblast was two and a half stars!

Oh fine; enjoy your Citizen Kane reference.

Genre purity is almost always bullshit.

Is there any part of human anatomy harder to draw than noses? It's so easy for nose designs to make people ugly, semi-human or just off-putting. Often they don't even try and you just get anime pokes, or just dots. Yet at least when they're minimalist they don't get in the way.