Eh, in Kane she was just an ornament. At least in this the terrible artist is actually the center of the story (at least per the review).

Some of their albums had just recently vanished from Spotify and I was wondering why only some (taking all stuff off is one thing for a band to do, but just the latest?). So it turns out that yeah, Christmas Island is under AJJ now.

As a small kid I assumed, somehow, that the movie was about a guy who ran a health club who used the power of fitness and nutrition to save souls and keep the devil at bay. It made no sense, but I figured I should wait and see. And then all I got was green pea soup and impenetrable Catholicism. All these years later,…

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by a man with a serious head wound, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Legal Sea Foods. Because though she holds the scales, Freeze knows laws are just ice, not Justice.

That's is one hell of a Casual Friday they've got there.

No, no. She's saying she doesn't need to listen to her, value her opinions because she doesn't approve of how her life wound up. She's devaluing and dehumanizing her for specific, superficial results and just jizzing over the fact she's a better person. Nothing the poor woman says is as valuable, could be worth…

Probably not a lot of energy onstage during the tour, though.

Singer 1: dead
Singer 2: deaf (almost)
Guitarist/songwriter: done
Drummer: hired killer enthusiast

Eh, Rob Lowe is in The Grinder at the same time, which is also doing terribly. A hard-working professional actor can fail all over the place, all at once!

I still think there has to be a way to make spray-on, one-use foam diapers.

I liked her because she was the backup pitcher at the time, while the much-less Barbie-ish but far better player ahead of her was consistently winning games for the the team. If you can't get on the field, get on the internet!

Can the blacks use voodoo? I sure hope so!

I always assumed they had to work really hard not to start breaking out into giggles whenever they said that "but equal" part.

I remember The Lady In the Lake was all shot POV (or second-person), and while you eventually got used to it, there were few stunts and ultimately it hurt the film because you couldn't see the main character acting (assuming the actor could act, of course). Not a surprise it's so rare.

…

Maybe she'll show her usual grasp of the New World and it'll be really sexy thongs?

Yeah, we already have a birth lottery; why do we need to remake the wheel?

Is it warm?

He had to get a bionic nose when the old one was bitten off by wiener dogs.