You should tell people in restaurants you're him; maybe you can get some free food?

Those tiny additions to comically-small odds make all the difference!

I think people tend to be a lot more forgiving in comedies. For some reason.

Please tell me it's Tim Cappello on like guard duty and he plays "Baker Street".

In the jungle, no one was innocent!

Nah; people liked him a whole lot more when he wasn't making movies. He's like Chinese Democracy: The Man.

I also don't have cable.

The only people I've ever heard claim black people can't be racist are people trying to get away with something. That said, it's like little-r racism (which anyone can do) and big-R Racism which is institutionalized, static and informs far too much of American history (and present). Saying how much you hate all…

They'll just shove a bunch of space-tea into orbit while dressing as the Washington Redskins.

Whenever I think of him, I always think of "Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am-putation."

The first two things I saw her in were Blackadder and then The Crying Game. She was a lot less friendly in the latter.

I wonder if some dentists could get in on that. As well as for not asking "how often do you floss". They're professionals; they know you don't fucking floss.

I do not like them Sam-I-Am,
I will not watch the show about clowns.

That sounds like a fun, if really challenging job. You're composing music to last a minute or less, often much less, but still plays a huge role in selling films that cost tens, hundreds of millions to make. Nail it and that trailer can drill itself into people's minds; fail and the movie is remembered with an aural…

Yay, a semi-autobiographical story about a screenwriter drifting through Hollywood, finding unsatisfying pussy and feeling really melancholy about it while backed up by first-class scenery porn. Nine stars!

Has she had breakout dramatic roles?

Huh; the way the review goes, this is a movie about someone sent to Afghanistan during the really ugly periods where nothing actually happens. It's not comic, it skips past the fighting and the locals and I guess, uh, she keeps her teeth clean. At least that's what I'm hearing.

Unlike trilobites, which are done for.

But the key element of the MPDG is she has no life and remains a cipher no one really cares about beneath the surface. She exists so other people's stories can be told. Making it from her POV kills the concept at birth.

Well, at least way they have a built-in reason for no problematic women or ethnics needed in the cast.