Maybe each guy gets killed by a completely different monster. This guy gets got by a werewolf, that one by Frankenstein's monster, this one a vampire, that ones zombies, this one a killer lamp, that one little green men from Mars. Each episode has its own tone, aesthetic, and color palette and you have to watch to see…

She looks sort of like Mila Kunis' younger, slightly more ethnic sister.

When I as a kid I thought "striptease" was what they would show on TV, so the woman would pretend to strip and then not show anything and that was the "tease". Maybe some underwear. So I never understood what the point was; even before I understood why you wanted to see naked people, I knew that if you wanted to, you…

I'm actually worried that dancing won't be dirty enough. It's right there in the title!

But I don't even own a Jack White/Muppets musical team-up!

I love movies that seem made solely to prove "no premise is too stupid to make a decent movie out of".

Well, on the small screen it'll be more a 3, 4 tops (too bad Levi Stubbs is no longer with us).

Did he ever have one? He was always that guy who played a secondary role or starred in smaller, less-popular movies so you recognized him easily. But I can't think of any time I ever said "Hell, yeah, Aaron Eckhart's in this!"

Dr Dog is still around, so no.

Nah. I mean, if I'd never seen a shitty actioner before, it might. But just dumb people doing dumb things, awful politics it gets harder and harder to handwave, even more stock footage as establishing shots and action seems horribly shot? That's not good "make fun of". That's "I am a sucker for giving people money to…

Ouch!

May God have mercy on our souls.

Nice try, but he really should have stopped the Jade part by saying how great everyone was. Because some of us saw the movie, and it's no cult item and it sure ain't any kind of good.

It's a commitment, man, like that movie about that Irish cover band. You can't just dip the tip into the Catholic-gay-son well; ya gotta go all the way in!

There's unhealthy and unhealthy. This kind seems the "she needs to learn not to do this", as opposed to, say, cutting her off from her friends, physical abuse and/or other evil shit. It sounds like everyone is young; if you're in your 20s, this seems like drama you just outlive. If she's in her 50s, eh, not so good.

That might work. I suppose "burn your thesaurus" is probably hostile, but dude, that guy needs to do it. Still, it is a challenge; how to actually be helpful (he's not a bad guy, just kinda young and dumb) without revealing your actual opinion.

Sure, he has a point he thinks he needs to make, but then throws insults in just to be an asshole. Newsflash; people tend to react to criticism better when you don't say the shit in the parentheses. This guy is just an asshole, even if I did agree Dan can get long-winded. Which I don't; it's usually the writers…

At a job I had at a massive corporation, they had a saying: 'Feedback is a gift." I never interpreted it as anything but sarcastic (i.e., thanks for the commentary fucko, and you might not want ask me for a peer review next year), but later, often, it can be really helpful.

My brother had a classmate named Benedict, and his nickname was "Bend Your Dick". Later on there was a story that he'd got caught having sex with his dog. True story (the rumor anyway). I wonder how he turned out?

I only pray for Mojo and to pray his gay away. The queer monkey scene is pretty scary.