Considering the cast, I'm surprised it wasn't Fifty Shades Darker: (But Not That Kind of Dark)

Hey, if that picture doesn't say "fifteen" I don't even know what does any more.

How does blue-black make a brunette? Veronica's hair is as black as her shriveled soul!

Every time I have Canadian for more than six hours I have to see my doctor who tells me to just drink more.

If that's what they were doing there would never have been an issue. This isn't a whole different fictional universe, this is like Jedis, but you know, not ones named Skywalker.

Yeah, I'm not seeing how they really think they'll get away with this. It's not satire or parody, and it's clearly using the copyrights to gain attention from and to profit off. There's nothing clever or heroic about naked, deliberate copyright violation.

Maybe they assumed CBS's lawyers were so dysfunctional they wouldn't know which Star Trek was in which scene or even if they belonged in the same scene together and the judge would just throw up their hands and call a bunch of mistrials. With wacky laugh tracks.

Well, we don't see the hologram, but just the character in the machine. So it's a pathetic Ensign with his pants down, cumming into the air, going "Ohh… Janeway, keep your hair up, baby."

Hey! No homo.

He wrote a book about himself and called it "The Man Who Knew Infinity"? That guy must be a blast at parties.

I'm not sure it was really about anything. It was a grisly procedural that was really just an excuse for some good scenes and actor showcases. And it was great at doing that, really great. But I'm not sure there is anything substantive underneath. Does there need to be?

Sure, if you real the article you might know that!

Maybe she can wear a bow on her head?

Depends, is it Big Bang Theory night?

(It's the blue and purple they confuse, but yeah, like when Superman had blue-black hair in the four-color days)

I have a blue and black jacket that half the people who see it insist is purple and black and get confused and upset when you insist it's blue. Eyes are funny, not-altogether-well-designed things.

White. But I also had a South American History prof who had a rod up his butt about llamas and would freak if you called them "lamas" because two Ls together make a Y sound so it was "yamas", you little fucks! So I always twitch a little whenever I see llamas.

Like that time when I was really into green olives and so I kept drinking martinis because just chowing down on olives would have been weird?

Is "just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" really that complicated? Sure, hiring on-the-ground people and sorting out hotel, car and flights for them takes some time, but that's pretty standard.

I was thinking mature sexuality, violence-at-immediate-cost and complex, nuanced reactions from onlookers. But yours has a lot going for it too!