The previews are pretty damned dark. Movies about coal miners and/or vampires usually aren't that dark.

Beats more "why the Oscars don't mean shit but we obsess over them anyway" thinkpieces.

Since a lot of our R-rated stuff is simply ultra-common curse words, hyped-up violence or simplistic sexuality, it's not at all clear that going R means going mature. When shit 14-year-olds talk about when no adults are around counts as R, uh, not sure it's saying much. Now, make an NC-17 superhero movie (that isn't…

Wow; his head size is all over the place.

As inappropriately memorable, boring, largely idiotic movies go, that one had boobs.

It's tough love, man.

I thought they found BFA causes cancer?

Gypsies, chimpanzees
And every night the men would come around and lay the monkey down.

Hey man, meat is meat. They probably wash it first anyway.

Just like when the secret of Flaming Moe's was revealed.

I remember watching that first one as a youth and it really pissed me off. It felt so cowardly - let's call someone's answering machine (I don't remember the exact situation but he clearly wasn't on the other end) and rant about things like calling himself "The Donald". It was one of those moments where a lightbulb…

The trick, and not even being sarcastic, is to think of it as "meat" and not "beef'. It's cheap, salty and if you don't think about it,goes down. Like remember those Budding sliced, processed meats they used to sell (maybe they still do)? Like grape or banana artificial flavor, it tastes like itself, not what it's…

Sometimes the fact I done't have celeriac disease makes me feel left out. And once when I was nine I had some peanuts and got a stomach ache, so maybe I'm allergic to those too? I could die at any time!

I grew up in a house with a picky eater. At some point you realize they actually think arbitrarily deciding to hate things makes them feel special, that people will be impressed with how refined their palate is. Instead of just wanting to cram that shrimp dish down their throats screaming "just fucking eat it, no one…

Eh… it's the smoking ban* thing. Many vegetarians have meat-eating friends, and they often hang out together. Knowing this or that fast food place has a good vege option when it's 2am and you just want something to soak up all the beer you drank can make a difference. Mixed groups mean catering to the most particular…

Huh; going one whole day without meat probably wouldn't have any huge effect and might actually mean something. I'm not a vegetarian, but fuck, if you're going to make a big deal about it and then half-ass it, you might as well just eat at Arby's.

Some fun ones are Sweet Emotion, about Joe Perry's girlfriend that supposedly Tyler hated, and The KKK Took My Baby Away, when right-wing (even way back then) Johnny Ramone stole Joey's girlfriend (and then married and stayed married to her). Per lore, one of the reasons they spent years not talking to each other even…

I wonder if all those other movies don't have the freedom to keep going? When you have a tight, inflexible budget, you can't just keep filming, keep adding stuff, keep going. Time is money, and stretching a film that doesn't need to be stretched takes time. Deadpool had a small budget and the story is it got adjusted…

Well, actually that is a point. Sure, they lost tens of millions of dollars, but that doesn't mean there aren't suckers out there willing to try again.

Yeah, whatever tiny interest I had in it was killed once I learned the writer was playing himself in a relationship with a very attractive actress. I didn't buy it when Woody Allen did it 40 years ago; I don't buy it now.