We thought we were doing that in the 70s?

The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
Because she was way less fuckable and that’s just unforgivable.
He moved into a condo.
He hung out by the pool
But he never wore a bathing suit.
He just wanted to scope out the talent.

After the Spot.IM brain-scramble, some low-hanging fruit helps sooth the soul.

Yeah, wink-wink, "deep down we know you're a good guy" assholes are just abominations. Every asshole I've ever known was a piece of shit to the bone.

I bet you approve of Nayyar's hat too, you lunatic.

They did stop them for awhile but I guess they were popular enough to be brought back. Like publicity, there are no bad clicks, just clicks.

I hear that's where Downtown Abby hangs out. She'll do you right for ten quid, she will.

Deadpool is under two hours, and apologies to James Gunn, if they insist on taking the wrong message from its success, could they please, please take that one?

It has that feeling like it actually wants to be the answer to "Movies these days are just empty CGI spectacles wedded to idiotic scrips and WTF casting. Like, you know, that one movie that just came out? You know the one?"

Val Kilmer? Really?

"having your show talked about and critically well-received is more important than Nielsen numbers" - I'm still trying to figure out how this generates income.

Eh, I've never found her actor-pretty (real-world pretty, sure). But at least she grew her hair out; our long national nightmare is finally over.

So is unapproved song use the proof of moving to the center?

What is the law?
No spill blood!

You know, if the Taboo had put more work into cooperating with the Gungans, they wouldn't have had such a problem dealing with the Trade Federation.

I'm still amazed how many people seem to put up with the goddawful Reddit format. I assume there are custom interfaces people use to make it look like something created in the last twenty-five years?

So we can see what the character looks like with realistic breast and waist sizes?

Where's my Liefeld foil cover!?!

It's hard to be too upset about losing to The Apartment, one of those movies that critics and regular people all like. It's like when the now-dead Sonics had the best team they ever had and then ran smack into Jordan's comeback tour. If Spartacus had lost to a Crash or Out of Africa, yeah, feel free to rage against…

Maybe they'll just "modify" the references to reflect a fictional 80s that never happened? Donald Fagen was president! It was the Orange Soda Wars! New Wave was actually Greek! Reg Brown was the Eliminator and the big action star of the decade! Sure it'd be a lot of work and no one would like it, but it would be a lot…