Beavis and Butthead Do America

So it's like "2 Days In the Valley", only 5 times as much Valleyness? Like how 10,000 Maniacs was named after the cult film 2000 Maniacs but there were five of them?

Putin and Love playing teenagers would be pretty awesome.

But he was #1!

I always assumed that the reason that guy vanished was the Incest finally got him. Just sitting there, eating his frosted flakes, minding his own business. Than, wham! Incest.

Fucking = why.

Some roles are worth cutting your hair for. Some roles just pay the cable bill.

Huh; stupid names are no better in porn than they are in any other movies. Look, people are there for the nostalgia and the sex; what purpose does cheese like that serve? Seriously, if they just played these things totally straight and just added some unusually-icky fan-fiction-type sex scenes and relationships,…

In the early 90s I had a bank job and since I was the new guy I got crap assignments, such as "receptionist backup". But since that could mean taking bank-robbery calls, we got special bank-robbery training. The two takeaways were:

And the cannoli.

I used to use Stride-ets pads as a teen, but they were too harsh on my skin.

When incredibly stupid plans somehow go awry, things get dramatic!

I hope she either brings home seven figures making these things or spend most of her time in a special hospital that has a creative arts program; no middle ground!

We lived in a small college town so bottles were everywhere (apparently when mom and dad pay for everything anyway, bothering to take the bottles back for the deposit was way too much work). So 12c was nothing.

Aw, I keep hoping this would be like Toonces, only with an infant instead of a cat. But it keeps not being that.

If your name is O'Shea, maybe checking out some baby books might not be a terrible idea when you're blessed with a bouncing baby boy.

But I want my Womanimal!

I hope it's Puck. Can it be Puck?

I guess when you realize they aren't just doing shitty stuff out of laziness or for their personal benefit, but that they actually enjoy the shitty part. Treating romantic partners badly because it's easy and gets you laid is one (shitty) thing; looking forward to them hurting when you dump them is something else.

And all this time I thought you were the "Much loved character from cancer." Well, I'm glad you don't have cancer - good luck on the rest!