whose name resembles that of a third-shift Waffle House waitress,

another four people needed to give up their seats for four United employees flying stand-by

Citation needed.

The second one isn’t an FCC complaint, it’s a Yelp review.

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

Letting your kids watch a blood sport where they witness grown men do indescribable damage to each other: Fun family activity!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Isn’t a typical vesting period five years? Awkward.

I always thought Trump looked at this job the same way many people look at a job and mistakenly thought it would be “fun” or “neat”

Same. I save for the most deserving and then I savor it. Also: men can be cunts too! See McConnell, Mitch. As just one example.

You can stop considering.

Dang, smells like the old days. Maybe I should re-sub.

That son of a bitch!

Im pretty sure he’s also registered to vote in two states

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,