Jiffy moms choose GIF.

There’s a flower on the train! gitgud

I heard I can get pregnant by playing a video game with a woman.

Yes, thank you, I should have been more specific that I meant Turf War. The ending is drama at its finest.

I actually really like the final “...judges?” moment waiting for the results to be shown, where no one knows who won. The audience doesn’t, the casters don’t, and not even the players know who won. Everyone together eagerly awaits the scores to be shown, to ensure a simultaneous reaction from all parties. With most…

I was actually kind of pumped for a new Age of Empires at the beginning of the trailer...

“Take A Look At The Xbox One X”

He made a shitton of promises he could never keep. This is one he was able to do his best to keep, and he’s doing just that. That doesn’t mean it jives with the majority of US citizens.

Extreme Dem/GOP members don’t own up to anything. It’s what both parties are based on: the blame game.

I think this is the most telling move of his by far. When literally ever single country in the US, by majority, believes we should keep to the Paris Agreement, and he does the opposite... he does not represent us. In this, or most of his policies. He is an elected official. He should be bound to the majority, if…

I think there’s something to be said for a little bit of exercise if you’re not a pro gamer and don’t need frame precision. You can actually elevate your heart rate to “sport” levels according to FitBit’s HR monitors after playing ARMS for a while with motion controls.

It is intuitive if you hold your hands up like you’d actually be ready to spar someone and then just insert the Joy-Con into your hands.

There is a rock-paper-scissors triangle for sure. Punch beats throw, throw beats block, block beats punch.

Sometimes I wonder how drinking even affects Wolverine. He can regenerate an entire hand in what, a matter of minutes? He’d have to chug moonshine to get his buzz on.

Feel better yet? It’s ok. There, there.

Thank you. My wife was so excited about it last night that I had to pick it up. Turns out it’s wicked easy to connect locally. My Switch was even connected to my router via wired Ethernet and my wife’s was connected via wifi and it worked immediately and flawlessly. No need for Internet connection.

Can someone please tell me if you can play Minecraft with 2 Switches in local wireless together without requiring an internet connection?

Yeah, but almost every console library is anemic within a couple months of release.

[but member how we won?]

They released a 2DS later, which is a 3DS without the 3D. It’s not too much of a leap to sell a set-top console at a lower price point that simply doesn’t undock. The Joy-Con could still separate for different control schemes. Just because Nintendo didn’t do it yet doesn’t mean there’s automatically no demand for it.…