I think what you may be looking for may be in Star Citizen and its associated games.

Never heard of them. This is excellent and going on my Instrumental playlist.

Well, he said they have “everything it takes to make it big.”

This is actually one of the few songs and bands I already knew before you posted it. :) Love BSBD!

It’s entrapment!!

Yeah, how dare they fix bugs after they send the Gold copy to the factories! They should be drinking champagne for at least a month until the game enters gamers’ hands and they proceed to set the entire development building on fire. /s

“Sameness”. Ironic, due to the idea behind procedural generation that it creates “virtually infinite” content.

HOW DO PEOPLE PAY FOR FLIGHTS LIKE THIS?! Flying from the US to the Netherlands is like $800+ round trip. Just “well I guess I’ll go to China today” *swoop*

Oh wow. It’s that oblong? Fascinating. It must be spinning much faster than the Earth.

That’s a trick question. It’s always “day” on the sun.

How about They will stop supporting Windows 7. Windows 10 support will continue for the foreseeable future, as they intend to do what Mac has done with OS X.

Yeah, that’s just inefficient. You get way more Pokemon for your buck if you’re walking while you have Incense active. Literally. tl;dr “There’s one key trick with Incense that can make or break your experience with it:Incense spawns 1 Pokemon every 5 minutes while you’re standing still, but Pokemon will spawn every 1…

Kinda like the same odds that the exit polls being off by as much as they were on the Democratic side and NOT due to election fraud.

This is fantastic. I think basically every ladder in every game should have this.

There’s a snook in her snizz!

They’ve had multiple free DLC patches for Mario Maker. They’ve added at least 8 major elements for people to play with, along with a new website. How is that not supporting it?

LoZ: OoT does not deserve to be on this list. Ocarina of Time was more or less a 3D version of Link to the Past. It’s on pretty much every Best Game list, but in the whole spectrum of video game evolution, it’s not nearly as important as the original The Legend of Zelda.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR THEY MIGHT RUN OUT OF BITS CHECK OUUUUUUTT11111111

That makes sense. I didn’t read it that way.

It was tongue-in-cheek. Yeah, I know what a faceplant is, and I don’t think that’s what the author meant. Faceplant is when someone’s face meets the dirt. Facepalm is when you’re embarrassed for someone and do this.