Couldn't agree more, but you forgot one: Never stop teaching. If you learn the universe's secrets but you never tell anyone, your knowledge dies with you.

So she's wearing a few water vials... maybe a water jug attached to her hip. It's fiiiiiine.

Of course. They're absolutely justified.

They did add Duck Hunt Dog and continue to use Mr. Game & Watch, even though they probably no future. I could probably find a couple more examples.

Wait, his name was actually Dr. Wiley?! I bet he. HATES. Mega Man.

Function over form.

I wish the Wii U Pro controller worked with the official Wii emulator for Wii U. The fact that it doesn't is mind boggling to me. I don't want to buy 4 Wii Classic Controllers so that I can play Mario Kart 64 or Super Smash Bros Brawl on my Wii U when I have 4 perfectly good professional first-party controllers made…

This means something. This is important.

2. Dog or other warm-blooded creature is also optional. Sometimes they're like furnaces.

Maybe I'm not seeing this right, but aren't you wearing jeans in this picture and then proceed to bash people who are wearing jeans? Or do you have wool under your jeans?

"Like Lost good." Welp, we're screwed.

This entire article is biased. It was written by Jesus.

Funny how this conflicts with the general "Wii U has nothing worth buying" field of thought ;)

The last time I bought furniture from IKEA.

I have no idea. That would be part of the reason I would buy their furniture, so that I can pack it up and easily take it somewhere else later if I move or whatnot.

Ok... but how do I take them apart without breaking them?

Call me a hippie, but it's very difficult to hate someone after you give them a hug.

The Elder Scrolls Online. The stellar story-telling continues, and I'm probably going to complete every single quest in the game. So many interesting characters with compelling choices, with ever the moral gray area. The real-time combat still feels fresh after about 12 days played, and I watched a friend play WoW and…

Call me crazy... but wasn't this a thing like... 10 years ago? The remake of OoT in 2D? I hope they finish, I do!

What was terrible about it? I'd like to know, because I have a 3DS and I've never heard anything about it other than it exists.