Couldn't agree more, but you forgot one: Never stop teaching. If you learn the universe's secrets but you never tell anyone, your knowledge dies with you.

So she's wearing a few water vials... maybe a water jug attached to her hip. It's fiiiiiine.

Of course. They're absolutely justified.

They did add Duck Hunt Dog and continue to use Mr. Game & Watch, even though they probably no future. I could probably find a couple more examples.

I wish the Wii U Pro controller worked with the official Wii emulator for Wii U. The fact that it doesn't is mind boggling to me. I don't want to buy 4 Wii Classic Controllers so that I can play Mario Kart 64 or Super Smash Bros Brawl on my Wii U when I have 4 perfectly good professional first-party controllers made…

This means something. This is important.

Funny how this conflicts with the general "Wii U has nothing worth buying" field of thought ;)

The Elder Scrolls Online. The stellar story-telling continues, and I'm probably going to complete every single quest in the game. So many interesting characters with compelling choices, with ever the moral gray area. The real-time combat still feels fresh after about 12 days played, and I watched a friend play WoW and…

Call me crazy... but wasn't this a thing like... 10 years ago? The remake of OoT in 2D? I hope they finish, I do!

What was terrible about it? I'd like to know, because I have a 3DS and I've never heard anything about it other than it exists.

For reference, it's entirely possible for a new IP to get 15 million sales. It's rare, but it happens.

Destiny: Jesus

I recently heard that most of it is nitrogen to keep the chips crisp and not stale. Can anyone confirm or deny if this is plausible?

I think he meant the slide pad, since there have been pictures posted of people breaking their slide pads whilst playing Super Smash 3DS.

Yeah, it looks like a really high definition Google Street-side view.

Do they not know what Vsync is? When they turn the camera rapidly it almost hurts my eyes.

Thanks! Tried to Follow it, it failed.

Thank you for this amazing review. I no longer want the game, because I hate being at the mercy of RNG gods for end-game loot, or even leveling.

Which saving throw would you use to determine if you've impregnated a goblin? And if you "win" the roll, does that mean the goblin is pregnant or not?

A la Skyrim, cannot wait to play ESO with this.