Thanks! Tried to Follow it, it failed.

Thank you for this amazing review. I no longer want the game, because I hate being at the mercy of RNG gods for end-game loot, or even leveling.

Which saving throw would you use to determine if you've impregnated a goblin? And if you "win" the roll, does that mean the goblin is pregnant or not?

A la Skyrim, cannot wait to play ESO with this.

I find it very interesting that this sort of conflicts with the other article I believe posted either last night or today about how we might be at the cusp of another video game industry slump.

Why doesn't the final Smash let me shoot other characters on screen myself with a Wii Remote or GamePad, instead of using the same "if they're slightly in front of you, press B". I WANNA SHOOT THEM!!

Trip down memory lane. Nintendo must have gotten inspiration from this!

Not a porn star, but I'll just leave this here.

I love that Nintendo doesn't actually have a better name for Duck Hunt Dog. In a world with Bob-ombs and Like Likes and Metroids, there is Duck Hunt Dog, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

So THIS is the app on Wii U that will let me draw. $4 sounds quite reasonable, indeed! To the eShops!

Came for this. Wasn't disappointed!

Zelda meets Starbound? Ok. 1-4 player co-op confirmed? Sign me up.

And yet ESPN broadcasts tons of Poker tournaments. Yeah... that makes sense.

Great write-up! Very much enjoyed it.

As was I.

Good call on spelling Alladin wrong. You'll be less apt to be found by Disney's G-men.

Elder Scrolls Online and Hearthstone. From super deep lore and character development to casual fun.

ESO is right up the alley of "long video games". I love it.

Watch any video of Nidhogg. That's what it was like. http://store.steampowered.com/app/94400/

I hate that they called it Rainbow Road N64. It's not even REMOTELY close to the first one, other than it's literally a rainbow road. If they're going to completely wipe the slate clean and make a new level, they shouldn't have pretended it was the N64 version.