I don't know if I believe that he said that, but damn is that an appropriate metaphor. Bravo.

I'm really glad someone did this, because that was the first thing i thought of when I first drove in those canals in GTA V.

"We call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some?"

Haha true, there is indeed a small backup battery, similar to a CMOS battery in a desktop computer most likely. Although a phone could just grab the time when it starts up and connects.

This sounds a lot like letting go of the accelerator before hitting zippers or using blue balloons in Diddy Kong Racing. It makes your boost better / last longer. The one difference is that in DKR, they flat out tell you this tip at one point in the game.

There could conceivably be a secret battery... I wouldn't know.

So did Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove. Well, she became Emperor. As far as she knew, Kronk killed Cuzco. Kronk just done fucked up.

Can't... help myself...

Unless of course, you have TWO Ironbark Protectors. Then you should be able to get the OTHER one back. Otherwise, I totally agree.

"We prefer 'freaks.' "

ISS says suck it.

You have now entered: The Doge Zone.

Doesn't Pokemon mean pocket monsters?

I don't consider what music is played and listened to at the raves I go to as "industrial music" and most of them I wouldn't consider "kid friendly" either. It is a pretty wide variety, though.

Have you ever been to a rave? A lot of people dance as hard as that (and some way harder), even sober ones like me.

I live a 5-minute drive from the Burlington Mall near Boston in the first description. I agree it's pretty ridiculous, but I've never walked that before. Sounds treacherous. I also don't see the picture for it.

I used to have balls like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Yeah, he is a crappy DJ. He was the first to admit that. He's still a great producer, though, and he knows how to produce a fantastic visual show as well.

Just gotta know what shows to watch. For example, in the great Breaking Bad, characters DRASTICALLY change many times over the course of the show.