For some reason, I have very strange memories of this game being super fun. Every 5-10 years I'll somehow manage to get it to run on my computer and then I don't really find it fun. I don't understand it. If you like point-and-click adventure games, this is the bee knees.

OMG LEMME BE A DICK AND KILL ALL THE PEOPLE IN DIS GAEM WUT Y U MAEK ME KIS BOYZ GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NEVER IM NOT GAY

"But that doesn't even make sense! Lots of numbers are divisible by 3!"

That's Daedric for J, sir.

Rapture confirmed.

Your bird and you*

The very first scene in The Walking Dead ... SPOILERS Rick shoots a girl "walker" (read: zombie). MORE SPOILERS: At least one more girl walker is "killed" so far. I can think of two more, actually. All of these deaths seemed to be very significant and especially cruel. Why is it taboo for video games to kill children,…

I love how they purposefully left the controller out of the picture so it could be any device he's playing.

Yo. Bitch. Get out the way.

That's what butlers' butlers are for.

Spoiler alert: a USA team will win the Super Bowl. and the World Series.

You would know. Your last name is practically "writer" in German. Also, why is the "I" capitalized in your user name here?

I was gonna say the same thing about "JACKALOPE".

My brain inserted the exact *GASP* noise that happens when you get hurt in GoldenEye.

Listening to Fist Up by Gramatik, and this gif went near-perfectly to the beat for a good 5 or 6 loops. Bravo haha

When the "player" looks up in the video, it became clear to me that he was completely and directly controlling where the camera is looking. I could be wrong, but that's what it looks like to me.

I'm glad you said this, because last night I thought I was going crazy. I remember hearing about a game called Game Dev Story a long time ago, and I almost made the poor assumption that Game Dev Tycoon was the sequel by the same people. I'm glad I didn't buy it if they did indeed totally rip it off.

Um... it showed a female graphic designer talking about epic loot. Short-term memory, huh?

That doesn't really look like a hovercraft. That looks like a fucking massive "fanboat".

The problem is that people don't even understand what they're paying for. I definitely know of people who would scoff at paying $15 for a legitimate game like TowerFall or Spelunky, but would, in a heartbeat, download a free-to-play game, and then continue to pay their "developer" (I use that term loosely) dividends…