Hahaha nice first sentence obscure reference. In all seriousness, though, isn't it Infinite cosmic power? It's been a while, and I can't remember.

Great. Now I have 3 days to live. God help us all...

So you're saying that you want to be able to play the beta for free, and then buy the full game if you want to? Yeah, I suppose that's fair.

I think if they named it that, then Kanye fans would get really confused. :3

Well played, but shouldn't the A be upside-down?

Ahem. Fahts. http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/

"You’ll also get the game for free when it releases on PC."

She's dead, Jim. Let her go.

Great point. That's one of the reasons why I love StarCraft.

Yes, only Americans eat this crap. MURICA*COUGH*ns are *AHEM* awful people.

Up Yours G-Men.

Did anyone else find it funny that he used the phrase "play off duty"? I couldn't HELP but think Call Off Duty, and I've barely ever even played those games.

Aw, what's the matter, Zynga? Everyone seeing through your number-crunching-game where you can only do more than 3 actions per day if they pay you? Boo. Hoo. Feel bad for the employees, but I think everyone agreed that Zynga's success wouldn't last long.

This picture actually appears to indicate an implosion. Although, I suppose eventually it does explode. Because in the end, EVERYTHING EXPLODES :D

Rule 34. Does the suit extend down to the nether regions...

MAKERS OF THE STOMPING LAND: The idea of this game is terrific, and it looks like you're well on your way. However, I'm gonna be frank. The name is awful. I'll give you this one for free:

Maybe because it said "Most Terrifying". Nothing about Luigi or Boos are terrifying. They're round and cute. Like Kirby.

JesusChrist does not sleep. He waits.

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD. I'm exactly in Stephen's boat. I just got WAY more interested in this... there really is nothing like first-person. No substitute. Can't WAIT to beta test this now :D

lol it's funny cause he's JesusChrist.