If this is what you consider a “longread,” then one can only assume you’re poorly educated. Or, you just don’t read much.

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”-Dwight K. Schrute

Well- see. If she got raped, it’d be by a rapist. Not by one of those people who do the rape but aren’t rapists. See?

Is this a serious comment? If so, it’s a bad one. We will see if it works in the postseason? Virginia?