Jesus, this is awful. Thank god he never forgot how to ride a bike.

-1 Kinja

No. The written rules have that covered.

This one’s better.

Here’s hoping Zenimax’s lawyers don’t try to take this down.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

Red Sox fan hits grand slam; Red Sox give up grand slam. This has been your universally feel-good baseball highlight.

I love my Xbox One. And my PS4. And my Wii U. What I don’t love is Microsoft. They build good software, but they are way too fucking quick to discontinue shit and throw it in the dumpster. They’ve been taking lessons from Google on this front (they’re about the only company I can think of who actually introduces and…

As an Xbox One owner, allow me to say:

Whining about fuck all.

Only if you have your thumb in your ass and you’re looking to be annoyed by dumb shit.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

I’ve had to temper my joy during these last two games, as my girlfriend is an A’s fan. However, I couldn’t help but yell “WOOOOO!” after this dong.

I live in Massachusetts and I’ve never seen a Golden Corral in my life. Do those places actually exist or are they only in commercials?

Good Dong

“Defer” =/= disable.

It’s been a while since a man’s been knocked out by Clay.

*sigh* Just bought a GTX 970 about six weeks ago.

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.