That sounds monstrous.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

“You Can Watch Esports In VR Now, But Why Would You?”

Because you own a VR headset and want to watch e-sports? I don’t think that’s much of a stretch?

What? In this (Asia) region, it is not uncommon to see teams literally full of snipers in any online FPS game.

Those first two workarounds are terrible advice. Nobody should bother with either of those.

Or: Why do broke people sign up for stuff that gives them money? /s

What a piece a crap system. When you spend 300+ on a new system and you have to figure out ways to get around it’s flawed design. Nintendo hit a new low.  

The same way people threw Wii Remotes into their TV screens - people are careless and/or dumb.

I’ve had a Switch since launch, I move it from the dock a few times a day and there are no scratches from the dock. How the hell are people putting this thing in that it’s scratching the screen? And the exhaust port is on the top, where the hell are these people placing it that they’re worried about blocking the vent?

Sir, I respectfully request that this story be submitted in its entirety to Great Moments In Poop History when the Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo resumes in 2017.

Damn. So quick to make the point that I didn’t see you making it much more concisely. Well done.

Downside: Beers cost $58 a piece at a baseball game.

You mean Jaden Smith? That’s Jaden Smith. Has to be.

As entertained as I am by the gal at the forefront of this gif, the real star is the dude staring around the corner of the machine.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

I’d spend many times that for bookshelf speakers (and have), but they’re much bigger than these wee things. On the other hand, they’re just passive speakers.

I’d spend many times that for bookshelf speakers (and have), but they’re much bigger than these wee things. On the…

Right? For bookshelf speakers?! No way.

Right? For bookshelf speakers?! No way.

*cough*$300+*cough*

*cough*$300+*cough*