To quote a friend’s mom upon meeting her son’s new boyfriend: “beauty fades, crazy is forever.”

Friendly reminder to all developing countries: per passenger mile, NOTHING is LESS efficient in terms of public funds per person than automotive infrastructure. Make trains, buses, bike lanes, and pedestrian streets—make them all good—and keep cars out of your cities as much as you can.

The ol’ horseless carriage…

“You make one silver coin, I make ten silver coins. It is fair!”

Hybrid Element with a slot for the new Motocompo

Graverobber is right, the original lights do look better

“No officer wants to take a life...

wish it would have taken them out completely.

The first question the Hertz representative should have asked when the customer was given this as a alternate was “Have you ever operated this vehicle before? Let me show you all the differences from a standard vehicle and how to find charging stations. “

Take it out of Police Pension funds. “Sorry, Officer Figpucker, but that guy you covered for a dozen times finally getting caught means no pension payout this year”, that’ll bring down that blue wall faster than you can say “Police Collusion”. ‘Cause that is the real problem, it isn’t just that individual “bad” cops…

Employed to protect human life, does not value human life. Just to be expected from a cop anymore. That woman pursuing a Masters degree probably had more value in her short life than this piece of shit ever will.

This is Jaahnavi. A complete human being.

It’s time we make cops write checks from their personal accounts.

I’m just glad that Karun Chandhok is ok. That dude may not have had a terribly interesting F1 career, but he is an absolutely fantastic commentator, astute driving performance analyst, and overall walking/talking F1 Encyclopedia.

Good to see a Ferrari performing at factory spec even after all these years.

The southern border of Panama. 

The new Pedestr-o-matic by Muskco: It slices, dices, and juliennes pedestrians in one easy step!

You’d understand if you were all classy and shit, like we are!

Dammit! I had “hotel room balcony fall” in the pool. Too obvious I guess.