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They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

This story was too short to send in, but here’s mine:

“She wasn’t even a Christian until four years ago,” he says.

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It is faux.

No. A “trigger warning” means, “I am going to teach X this term, and X might be traumatizing or otherwise upsetting if you have experienced Y before.” Censorship is not bothering to teach X at all.

You can have sympathy AND acknowledge she broke the law. They’re not mutually exclusive. This is what kills me when people talk about illegal immigrants. Yes, they break the law. No denying that. But people here living in their privileged bubble have no idea where they came from. It’s not like they broke the law for

One thing is for certain: She paid more taxes than Donald “declaring bankruptcy a dozen times qualifies me to run a $18 trillion economy” Trump.

It was a rhetorical question. I’m well aware that illegal immigration is in fact big business itself. I just think it’s terrible, and unnecessary, and inhuman that this is so.

Why the fuck can’t we just let people move here, I’d like to know. There’s plenty of room and the net effect would probably even boost the economy a little. There’s no reason this should ever be a thing!

Wow, whoever ratted on her is an absolute shithead. How jaded do you have to be as a healthcare provider to do this to someone who comes to you for services?

whats the point of any of this really

I was way more of a smart-ass when I worked in a bookstore, since my manager was always job hunting and couldn’t have cared less. During the height of the “Twilight” craze, right when the last book and the first movie had been released, we were sent a metric ton of merch, including those SweetHearts chalk-flavored