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I love how the girls - the real victims - have become completely invisible in all this. And when I say love, I mean “I would like to set someone’s face on fire”.

Not necessarily, if Wu was a police officer or a relative of a police officer, the cops would be all over this.

“And she is not a performer if she never shows herself.”

DOWN WITH CANADIANPHOBIA! WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!

The music industry doesn’t give a shit about loyalty. If their current contract was negotiated before she was famous, there’s a 98% chance that it was screwing her over in some way or another.

Have you experienced business lately? There IS no such thing.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

I had a storied past, and the Mr barely had a past. Sharing stories is just something fun to do. He likes hearing about my days as a good-time girl.

How can this NOT come up at some point? Do you just pretend you didnt exist before you met one another? When you talk about things you did or didnt like in a past relationship, you don’t bring up sex?

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

Well actually her real name is Fat Patricia.

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

I feel like I’m going more crazy reading these comments. This report means Jude Law is playing an American. He’s not playing an Italian. He’s not playing Chef Boyardee. He’s playing an American who happens to be of Italian heritage. He’s a fantastic actor so I’m fully confident he can portray an American just like

Yo, you guys are living some fucking blessed life that you would turn your nose up at a $20,000 trust fund.

Okay you’re right she’s a pain in the ass literally no matter what I do and I should probably just keep her in jail until she’s 18. (I check with folks around me and make sure she’s not invading their space because I AM NOT A JERK, but probably I’m a liar and actually the biggest jerk of all time.)

Babies and toddlers are disgusting creatures who are probably the main source of such human filth. They are constantly leaking one kind of bodily excrement or another and will happily eat from an unwashed pet dish because they and the animal are best friends. They will play with random animal poop found in play-area

Are you sure you hate to scold? :)

I have decided that well-done eyebrows are to your face what a manicure is to your hands. A seemingly small thing that takes you from “nice” to “looks perfectly put together” if they’re done right. Like, my entire face looked different when I started shaping my eyebrows and using an eyebrow filler.