Right? Even if it meant living in my car, at least I'd be LIVING.

I don't know what the Gawker Media process is like, but I do blogging for a living and we don't have proofreaders. I always look over my posts before they go live, but sometimes I miss typos and errors. It isn't the end of the world. When you're cranking out multiple pieces a day, it happens.

He creeped me out before the show, and now I don't even understand how the hell the filmmakers managed to get through it without hiring bodyguards. When he bought a penthouse in Houston after serving time for dismembering his neighbor, the people in the building make a huge — and totally understandable — stink about…

The phrase "Adam's apple shaved" sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way. That sounds fucking painful.

It's kind of all over the place. "You got that 9-to-5, but baby, so do I / so don't be thinking I'll be home making apple pie." Just like All About That Bass would be positive and then it would take a jab at skinny ladies.

That won't even be close to being the worst song of 2015. You should hear all the crap that WON'T make it to radio. (Some amazing stuff never makes it to radio, but holy shit there's a whole lot of bad music out there.) Anyway. I would say the new Incubus song 'Absolution Calling' is pretty fucking terrible.

Also, I…

I just really need to know if either Bella or Gigi are bilingual? Since they have bilingual parents, I mean. I'm always fascinated to find out whether or not language knowledge gets passed down.

This comment brought to you by my German grandfather who only (accidentally) taught my mom how to say scheiße.

The video keeps freezing on the last image of the ad. Now I'll never know what the goddamn cat does!

My job involves audio editing and I hear edits on TV shows all the time! I think they're not as noticeable if you aren't used to listening for them. Usually on like home improvement or cooking shows, they'll switch to a the room or dish they're talking about and just have voiceover, and that's when it happens.

I've watched the clip so many times, and I have no clue who said it. It almost sounds like a voiceover of Giuliana saying it. Like they added it in editing for emphasis.

There were many, many times on Fashion Police when I thought Joan was so far over the line that she wouldn't be able to see the line if she were handed a pair of binoculars, and she never apologized. When she should have. So I give Giuliana credit for this one. She did the right thing.

I haven't seen the latest episode, but man how did I not realize Patrick's a tool? I should watch again from the beginning. That said, I want him and Kevin to end up together (like, for real together) like nobody's business. Those two have chemistry. Yowza.

Just because you personally don't know who she is doesn't mean she shouldn't be there. Her fans may skew young, but she's still a celebrity.

Zendaya has been on Fashion Police before, so I wouldn't be surprised if they are friends.

Scratch that... were friends.

My sorority's constitution doesn't limit membership to women, but a man has never tried to rush. I'm really not sure about how our sisters would feel about it. I think it would probably depend a lot on the specific man. But for the most part, fraternities are for men and sororities are women — although a few…