Hillary Clinton’s emails would have converted the entire Pacific coastline into one giant mega-oilfield by now. Hillary Clinton’s emails would have personally drowned dolphins into extinction, and her Wall Street speeches would done the same to whales.

Yes, it’s good to figure out how to be happy alone. I’ve known people who either jump from relationship to relationship so they never are unpartnered or are so hell bent on getting a relationship that they make bad choices and scare off good ones.

Happy one year clean and sober anniversary! You are a miracle. Do you know how many millions of people, all over the world, try to get clean and sober, and cannot do it? Good for you. I have 8 years clean and sober, and it’s awesome. It’s New Year’s Day, and I am not hungover. Can you believe that? It still blows my…

What it ultimately boils down to is: there are many more exceptional women out there than there are exceptional men. Ninety percent of the older single (unpartnered) women I know are intelligent, attractive and have many loving relationships with family and friends. I really cannot say the same about the older…

Back in the olden days before cell phones and interwebs you could go out with someone, even more than once, and because things were slower, communication less instant and constant, getting ghosted was less painful. Answering machines were wonky, roommates flaky with messages, numbers juxtaposed, rejection was just…

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

Yeah, why’s that not on here? Same with Ed Sheeran’s Shape of You, but he’s on here already so I’ll let that one go...

(dis)honorable mention: Despacito by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee and JUSTIN BEIBER. Because what Beiber did to that song was ruin it with his horrible “Spanish”. The original song is sweet perfection tho.

I love Mr. Slackss but if we ever break up I will be done coupling up. It can be a lot of work to keep a relationship going and I already have one job and they pay me to put up with their shit.

Since i started watching this show, I’ll once in a while look up the reality behind the characters... Queen Elizabeth was a hottie in her 30s.

Am American. It is also like crack for me.

I just started binging this show on the weekend. For me, it’s like crack, but I grew up in the UK and have been intimately aware of this entire family my entire life. I wonder how the show plays to Americans?

“Cant someone secretly test his blood? Or a piece of hair??”

So you think it’s just dry mouth from the dexedrine injections?

That’s fucked up - it’s not just dry mouth. Something is more wrong than usual with the Dotard.

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

Talib has an interesting take on keeping the chains moving.