No, he’s miming grabbing her breasts. It’s gross, but it’s not assault.

No, I mean their politicians whenever they’re attacked for something. Conservatives rally and keep them in office while liberals/progressives immediately throw them to the wolves. Ask Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

Can we at least bear in mind that the accuser is a Hannity disciple and the “journalist” in the linked tweet works for the Washington Examiner and uses a photo of herself with Trump on her Twitter feed?

So the big topic of a Republican Senatorial candidate embroiled in a sex scandal will end with a Democratic Senator being forced to resign. Like clockwork.

Ironic that the water question got leaked to Hillary by the thirstiest woman on the fucking planet.

She’s trying to make herself look as the only “good” person in the DNC. It’s no secret that politics is dirty and nasty, but her hands are just as dirty.

This is all so gross. Everything she’s doing is gross.

Something seems shady about her story and her motivations. If not shady, at the very least selfish. It appears self serving. Also, thanks for the help in helping the Dems going into the mid term elections, Donna. It seems your need to tell your “story” precedes our nation’s need of getting the GOP out of power and…

Oh good. More evidence-free implications and over-the-top language about the last election. We needed that. Thanks.

He hasn’t egged or tagged anything in like, a really long time! Also, he has not abandoned any more exotic pets in airports in Europe! What more do you people want?

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

This little cowboy is Warren.

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

Unwanted neck rubs.

One could argue the world is crumbling because the goings on in the Kardasian’s life seem to be a great deal more important to people than things like voting.

real talk: WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHOW??

Every episode of KUWTK:

A) Jezebel had a full page piece in support of Lupita’s op-ed within hours of it coming out.

B) The Weinstein response hit sometime late yesterday and got the low billing it deserves, in the next available Dirt Bag. Especially considering it hit right before the weekend and we know they switch over to night/weekend…