This enrages me so much. Like, I just can’t...

It’s quaint how you think perhaps Trump actually thinks things through.

Oh, I would act like I was going to buy it, but nah, I would take a bathroom break and bail on the bill leaving one of the 53% of white women that voted for him holding the check. Nope definitely not above this.

“I started TrumpSingles.com because of the divide in our country”

I would love to troll this site. Go on a date buy top notch booze and dip out through the back, throw my burner phone in a dumpster and call it a night. I could easily do that once a week.

I agree that Clinton was historically way too far right (and she at least apologized and called those views as mistakes that she regretted) however, Sanders, Warren and Stein said all the right things but any intelligent American who read their websites up and down would realize, all three had no plan at all. They…

If you accept a job that requires you to do X, then you must be willing and prepared to do X - because that is what the job entails.

I don’t at all understand how that “applies equally well here”. The Democrats’ stated platform is to raise the minimum wage to $15, pass things like universal health care and mandatory sick days and workers’ rights, strengthen regulations, tax the wealthy, and increase the social safety net. The party and its members…

Oh this has made my day

He combines rape and racism so seamlessly.

Aw damn, I was looking forward to getting a glimpse of this demon.

I used to let Harrison watch CNN but when I got back home I usually discovered that he had punished me in my absence. And I’m not sure that I *am* a cat person exactly. This cat and I are not friends, he is definitely not another baby, and the little shit owes me hard cash (he ate a benjamin for funsies). He’s…

Lot’s of people

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

I’m starting to wonder what’s right with people.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!

That could have waited until today. They should have stopped them before they even started their speeches.

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope: