Scarecrow all right.. “I could wile away the hours, cavorting with the scours, consorting with the lame. But my head I’d be scratchin’ while my lies I’m busy hatchin’ if I only had a BRAIN.”

This is a bummer man.......

It’s dictator chic.

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

The thing about Bill Maher that’s always killed me is how pissy he gets when the audience doesn’t laugh at his jokes. He always lashes out and accuses them of being too PC and liberal, but Louis CK and South Park are proof positive that liberals are more than happy to laugh at an off color joke so long as it’s…

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

there is literally no outrage or snark in this blog i love isabelle huppert and she also frightens me

Every time I see this boast I hope it’s building up to a six-month mark resignation. “I’ve done so much that I can retire and go back to my business now, being President is for losers.”

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.

Except technically he’s wrong! He’s started a bunch of shit, but nothing actually signed and finished— and he hasn’t even issued ad many executive orders as Obama gad by this point. I think it’s probably that second bit that rankles him so... Outdone by Obama yet again, you’ll never be Obama, ha ha ha...

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Thanks, deer. Obviously, it’s all going to be okay no matter what. I’m just having a temporary rage burst and was very happy to take it out on fake mike pence. I hope he gets a box of chocolate sharts today. I hope YOU get a box of chocolate orgasms.

Books are double-plus ungood, don’t you know.

I’m worried that the only books they’ll allow are shrinkwrapped novels purchased at the airport.

She’ll have crushes, but Ivanka is Daddy’s Girl. Can you blame her? Look at this stud-muffin(top)

I don’t think she lusts after him, Trump and jared make sure to rewire her programing each morning.

Y’know, as a Jew I’m pretty tired of the narrative that most Germans (and Europeans) were the good guys and it was a few bad apple Nazis. Stop it. You’re minimizing the heroism of those who DID stand against fascism.

“a story of forbidden love in Nazi Germany.”