I’m sure Jenna Ortega took a really long time to study the nuances of the conflict, but for what it’s worth, here’s what her co-star said:

Replace her with Selena Gomez, no one will notice.

How a simple question a bad take? Really curious as to the answer. 

Yes, killing it by... putting it on immediately after one of their highest rated and most popular shows. You seem sharp.

Please elaborate what you actually mean by this. Two state solution? Kicking out all the Jews? 

No. But trying to justify Hamas’ actions are. 

Also, weird to say The Masked Singer is “apparently still on” when this very website has multiple articles a week about The Masked Singer when it’s in season.

Exactly. Mind boggling how many people paint Hamas as freedom fighters, and the Oct 7 attack as self-defense.

The scene when Dot dropped the “Aw, Jeez” accent with her MIL is when I really got excited.

I’m also pretty sure that this very site regularly runs articles about who the most recently unmasked singer was, so acting as if they’re surprised it’s still on is fucking wild.

Cutaway where even the Klan finds Meg physically repulsive and makes her double-cloak.

Alternate Headline: Studio Uses Social Media Faux Pas As Excuse To Remove The Actress Nobody Cares About And Promote Beloved Starlet Jenna Ortega To Franchise Lead

I say this with the disclaimer that I have not watched the whole special so maybe the whole thing is way worse than that one joke but... I don’t think it’s that bad. Like, okay, the dude told an offensive joke, wowsers. He’s far from the first and I’m sure he’ll be far from the last to do “blue” material. Hell, I…

That’s “fazed,” Barsanti. Nobody’s getting “phased” unless we’re in Star Trek.

The Marvels only made *ten million* in its second week? It’s hard to believe this is the same MCU that once bestrode the narrow world like a colossus.

Come on now. He’s done some solid work.

It’s weird that she’s open about her attraction to women and then says something astoundingly hetero normative like boys don’t get judged for their bodies because girls are nice. Like there are no gay men. 

I definitely don’t think that the ‘women don’t judge men’s bodies’ thing is true in any way. 

It’s not a mystery. It’s a sequel to a movie that is nobody’s favortie, featuring three characters that are nobody’s favorites, with the implict need to have watched two TV series which even the biggest Marvel fans are getting burned out on. The first Captain Marvel movie was a much easier sell since it was an origin…

Husbands! If they aren’t demanding you empty their ever-filling venom bowls, they’re writhing and screaming about all the venom falling on their faces. Either way, I don’t see the gutters getting any cleaner, am I right ladies? Sigyn and Skaði, you know what I’m talking about!