When the tape of him peeing on a girl came out, I heard many people (both men and women) try to justify saying that she didn’t look like a child and she was probably fast. And my response was always, you wouldn’t make that excuse if she was your daughter.

Don’t destroy books.

holy fuck no. No one is cute enough to not get screamed at for doing this. I would go as far as to say this falls into mean territory.

When I hear actors tell these “behind-the-scenes endearing” stories that are actually terrible about their costars, I like to believe it’s purposeful and they’re finally taking their revenge with a smile, faking cluelessness with a morning talk show host.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I am bouncing back and forth between “the Mueller investigation is starting to take hold” and “the country is circling the drain”.  I look at this daily bile that keeps coming out of Donald Trump that’s all nonsense and childish conspiracies and I still can’t believe he’s really our president.  Then I remember that we…

Thanks for digging through this shit to rate and compare the patterns of turds this idiot extrudes daily. I need a shower from just reading ten at once. Reading all of his tweets might give you a case of pink eye. Wear protective goggles and gloves while sorting that septic tank of tweets. Be safe. Burn your keyboard,…

I’m so sick of MS-13 coming in illegally, not shutting the door (Estoy calentando el aire libre?), then taking the jerbs and top college spots that should go to under-qualified (La basura flota en la parte superior...) white people.

I’m going to address both of your comments :)

I’ve always been adverse to the idea that respect should be given to people occupying certain offices or roles, regardless of their personal records. Aside from a certain base-line amount of respect that should be given to all human beings (even shitty ones) I don’t go in for groveling for people that are clearly…

Oh we also could have had Clinton but wypipo and the Russians fucked us over

Do you know who I miss? I miss President Obama. Monique broke this last night but the Obama administration was a political machine with the nation’s best interests are their core. Need I remind everyone that President Obama’s legacy is already taking shape?

I wonder what David Duke would say to my wife and I, given that I’m some shade of brown and she’s a lily-white redhead.

What the f*ckity-f*ck???!!!So the leaking of potentially treasonous acts is WORSE than those acts?

Much like last time, I must reiterate that a commercial like this does not make me want a burger. Shit like this does:

That one where (sports illustrated busty blond*) sloppily eats a cheeseburger while glistening with oil makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I’ve been unable to view their food as having any sanitary standards since.

Puzder must be keeping Fierstein on a financial tether. Of some sort for her to now go around defending him.

To Chris Evans:

Its like Trump’s staff/advisors are all attempting to be miniature versions of their crappy boss. They are all rampaging ego with very little skill at their jobs.

Are we just going to sit here and not ask what the hell a dossier of damaging information on black journalist is kept for?